Dissidia is in.

Along with Arkham Asylum but I'll play that later.

The game is pretty fun so far as WoL.

But the story is gonna be shit just from the prologue.

The demo itself is fun so I expected it should be

I just beat WoL's story.

And I have several complaints about the fucking story. I know I wasn't expecting much but this is just awful.

WHY IS THE WARRIOR OF LIGHT ALWAYS SPOUTING BULLSHIT ABOUT LIGHT, HOW COME GARLAND CAN'T SHUT UP ABOUT TIME, AND WHY IN THE FUCK IS WOL'S STORY SUPPOSED TO BE THE LAST ONE DESPITE THE LOGIC THAT YOU WOULD START HIS FIRST?

Other than that, Chaos being voiced by Goliath is just sexy.

And the gameplay is still fun as hell.

Starting Firion's story now.

*slaps Baal's wrist*
No! No rants!

Yes, because it's retard. Garland had maybe one or two lines in the original FF and WoL never even spoke. So why would he ever talk about Light that much?

Because he's the Warrior of Light, what kind of fucked up logic is that? That's like them making Kuja spout out nothing but lines about Theater because he mentioned that he loves theater and quoted "My Little Canary" a few times in FF9.

It's just retarded.

...Maybe it was a good thing Ramza Beoulve wasn't in after all. I shutter to think what his lines might've been.

He would've said something like "Although we are apart, I SHALL ALWAYS CLING ON TO YOUR MEMORY WITH MY LIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!" Or something cheesy like that. Everyone either talks about Despair, Anger, Light, Dark, or all at the same time in this game.

The script is shit man.

Which is strange because in their respective games they never talked this much about it.

Oh lord, Shiva just hit on Firion.

Haha.

The only one who can get away with talking about light and darkness is Cecil. It's his 'thing' after all but, c'mon.


IMO, the best lines in this game were said by Gabranth and he only has 3 clips.

scuse me as I shall find something to hit you with when you get here in your sleep.

Even Vergil is complaining about the script, you dipshit.

Did you check out Penelo's comments in the Custom Menu thing? She talks shit about everyone.

I did.

I wanted to punch her in the face.

Just beat Firion's.

Starting Zidane's now.

I had to use cheat codes, I couldn't stand another minute of OK's story or Terra's.

I just looked at the translated dialogue of the JP story mode.

Guess what? The dialogue doesn't have WoL spouting shit about light every second and Kuja isn't making dumb references to theater.

Why in the fuck did the script writers think this was a good idea? I'm perfectly fine with a few jokes here and there and some bad puns BUT WHY DID YOU HAVE TO ADD DUMB CHARACTER TRAITS TO THEIR SPEAKING?!

For the fangirls to get higher ratings

I doubt even that. Cloud was probably still a brooding faggot in the original translations.

What idiotic monkey decided this would be an even remotely good idea?

No, they changed some of dialogue and they inserted some more emo stuff in this version. Or so I've heard on GF.

I guess.

Either way this game already has a crappy story and script.

If it weren't for the gameplay then it would be trash. With thankfully the gameplay is as fun as hell.

Oh lord, Kefka.

"I'm afraid the mouse is SMACK... dab in the middle of enemy territory."

Okay, that made me chuckle.

And Kuja VA is okay. He only sounded shitty at da requiem part