Naruto Sucks

This is not a trolling topic. THis is meant to discuss why I hate this series. For those who think I'm an idiot and hate it for no reason. So SHUT UP AND READ!


1. Flashbacks up the ass.

2. It rips off almost every aspect from DBZ. Albeit DB was better than DBZ but whatever. I know most animes rip-off some stuff from DBZ, but Naruto takes virtually every aspect! I MEAN EVERY ONE!

3. The title is misleading. It should be called "Sasuke" for obvious reasons!

A. Sasuke is the main character not Naruto.

B. Sasuke is Japanese for Ninja. And despite them not being really ninja it at least fits the title better!

4. THEY ARE NOT NINJA! Deal with it! Ninja blend in with their surroundings! Not stick out like a sore thumb!

5. The Akatsuki are FOXHOUND but worse.

6. The good characters are few. (Neji, Lee, and Shikamaru)

7. It's the most bullshit thing with Deus Ex Machina crap! Watch! I bet you anything that next chapter the Amaterasu will beat the Eight Tails!

8. Its fans are basically DBZ Fans. I wonder why that is?

9. The games are better than the actual series.



List more if you wish. Remember this is my opinion. I really don't care if you have a differing opinion, it's yours. Not like mine should effect it.

yeah i can't stand the flashbacks either
and team gai is way better then team kakashi
i don't get how the peripheral characterss can be so much better then the main ones

DevilKingBaal wrote:

1. Flashbacks up the ass.
I like the flashbacks

2. It rips off almost every aspect from DBZ. Albeit DB was better than DBZ but whatever. I know most animes rip-off some stuff from DBZ, but Naruto takes virtually every aspect! I MEAN EVERY ONE!
I got nothing. Never actually watched DBZ

3. The title is misleading. It should be called "Sasuke" for obvious reasons!
No it shouldn't.

A. Sasuke is the main character not Naruto.
Again Naruto is the main. I can clearly see it

B. Sasuke is Japanese for Ninja. And despite them not being really ninja it at least fits the title better!
Not much to be said on this one

4. THEY ARE NOT NINJA! Deal with it! Ninja blend in with their surroundings! Not stick out like a sore thumb!
I actually prefer Naruto ninja

5. The Akatsuki are FOXHOUND but worse.
Foxhound?

6. The good characters are few. (Neji, Lee, and Shikamaru)
Lee sucks. Neji is a psycho. Shikamaru is cool.

7. It's the most bullshit thing with Deus Ex Machina crap! Watch! I bet you anything that next chapter the Amaterasu will beat the Eight Tails!
Never heard of Deus Ex Machina

8. Its fans are basically DBZ Fans. I wonder why that is?
Coincidental at best.

9. The games are better than the actual series.
I prefer the series

Just saying my opinions not meant to be annoying.

1. Why? They interrupt every battle and break up the action immensely. I was under the impression this was an action anime. Not a drama!

2. KKK

3. Yes it should. He gets more back story, more screen time, and more everything.

A. No he isn't. I f he was the story would focus on him. Not Sasuke.

B. ???

4. Your opinion.

5. PLAY MGS

6. Lee doesn't suck. He reminds of Bruce Lee. THerefore he is win. If Neji was a psycho then he wouldn't have a conscience.

7. Deus Ex Machina is latin for "God in the Machine", meaning they literally pull instakills out of nowhere when they're supposed to not be able to.

8. It ain't coincidental.

9. Your Opinion

Sasuke came out after Haseo by a loop hole, a good one at that

The plot is about Naruto fighting to get Sasuke back. As well as the side things of the Akatsuki dwelling into it.

sasuke's backstory is probably more developed
you know little to nothing about naruto's past

Naruto's past is revealed. His mother and father were revealed weren't they? Along with why he was named Naruto and that Jiraiya is his godfather.

that was post time skip
and pre time skip which is a large portion of naruto nothing was revealed

Superbuu3 wrote:

that was post time skip
and pre time skip which is a large portion of naruto nothing was revealed

It made it seem mysterious and unknown. I loved it.

Superbuu3 wrote:

that was post time skip
and pre time skip which is a large portion of naruto nothing was revealed

SPOILERS!!!!!!!


Naruto

He was alone
Iruka was his only real friend
He met Sasuke
Father and Mother are shown
Jiraiya is godfather!

THAT'S IT!

Sasuke

Born into a noble clan
Entire family is shown
Big Brother is part of the Akatsuki
Met Naruto before
Entire Family was killed by brother
Brother turns out to have been doing this for Konoha
Great-Great-Great-Great Grandfather is the Founder of the Uchiha Clan and Madara Uchiha

Pact of the Five Flames wrote:

Superbuu3 wrote:

that was post time skip
and pre time skip which is a large portion of naruto nothing was revealed

It made it seem mysterious and unknown. I loved it.

No. It didn't.

Opinions are opinions. They can be shifted and changed. Just like I despise GT now though still love Dan Dan Kokoro. I am starting to not care for DB/Z other then the games. And my love for Naruto weakened and then strengthened again

I just realized... my in-depth Naruto-DBZ comparison perished with the rest of DBD.

Good thing I've committed the key details to memory!

But I'm too lazy to write everything down right now...

Pact of the Five Flames wrote:

Opinions are opinions. They can be shifted and changed. Just like I despise GT now though still love Dan Dan Kokoro. I am starting to not care for DB/Z other then the games. And my love for Naruto weakened and then strengthened again

Opinions are opinions. But Naruto's past wasn't mysterious. His family was.

Technicolor Death Star wrote:

Pact of the Five Flames wrote:

Opinions are opinions. They can be shifted and changed. Just like I despise GT now though still love Dan Dan Kokoro. I am starting to not care for DB/Z other then the games. And my love for Naruto weakened and then strengthened again

Opinions are opinions. But Naruto's past wasn't mysterious. His family was.

whatever. Same difference

Pact of the Five Flames wrote:

Technicolor Death Star wrote:

Pact of the Five Flames wrote:

Opinions are opinions. They can be shifted and changed. Just like I despise GT now though still love Dan Dan Kokoro. I am starting to not care for DB/Z other then the games. And my love for Naruto weakened and then strengthened again

Opinions are opinions. But Naruto's past wasn't mysterious. His family was.

whatever. Same difference

Uh-huh. Sure it is.

Why Naruto Sucks:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8OWzP65mQ4

This guest was Paul.

Kuja wrote:

This guest was Paul.

thats pretty much why i don't like deleting people
but fortunately the 3 accounts deleted are fairly obivous to see the difference

Kimarous wrote:

I just realized... my in-depth Naruto-DBZ comparison perished with the rest of DBD.

Good thing I've committed the key details to memory!

But I'm too lazy to write everything down right now...

I'm so resisting the urge to say it....

say what?

EDIT: I piss myself remembering what was here realizing what shit Naruto is

It's shit, plain and simple.

And god damned, this topic is two years old, there was no point in fucking reviving it.

I realized...I AM A CRAB! wrote:

This is not a trolling topic.

To think this used to be the kind of place where you (that's you, of all people) felt the need to clarify this.