dynasty warriors 7 empires

When are you guys going to kiss and make up?

Spoiler:

Shake N Bake wrote:

are you seriously going to try and continue to troll me like this?

But I'm not trolling. I just have superior taste in women.

Year 2, 3, and 4

Super Buu promotes Golden Chou to prefect of Bei Ping despite haveing far less accolades than both Neo and Psycho. Once again, Super Buu is only interested in becoming friends with everyone as warlords to the far south and west begin expanding their territory and military strength. I was successful forming two alliances ordered by Super Buu, which only isolated us from the rest of China. In the mean time i focus on training soldiers, investing in merchants, and improving our smithy. Out of bordem, I enter a few skirmishes with our neighbors despite being allies with them.

just unlocked everything except the voice galleries. really miss the endings from the previous ones

Welp, I think I've got everyone. Honestly, I'm gonna have too many to handle. And that's not even counting the legions of other characters I've made. D:>

...Though it should be hilarious seeing Haseo fighting Chinese Kratos, Razibuu fighting Raiden, Hitman Baal fighting Sol Badguy, or even iChou fighting Basement J. (Justice).

Ofcourse, It's gonna be balls trying to spectate from a mile away and fending off the hordes of grunts too. -_-

well, the raziel forces campaign got boring pretty quick. it looks like we're already ovepowered

i know what to do with nonny now. i'll name various animals and put nonny before them. then we got the nonny army

nonny army

nonny moose
nonny cow
nonny beaver
nonny turkey
nonny monkey

Why isn't there are Nonny Goat?

because i only need four

But Nonny Goat is a pun, therefore it should take precedence over the likes of Nonny Cow.

then i'll change one of them. and have chou confess his love to nonny

i restarted the raziel forces campaign on the highest difficulty setting.

year 1

superbuu begins this campaign by immediately ordering an invasion against an army twice our size. I object in hopes to build our armies wealth and power. continuing from our previous campaign, neo tells me to shut up again. buu agrees with neo. eevil-psycho starts a skirmish against our armies objective and weakens them. the following month buu orders an invasion. eevil-psycho stays home so he can play tomb raider. at the start of battle my guy is already wussing out. chou builds a repeater crossbow turret in a fort west of our main camp, i do the same in the east. i proceed to defend an allied base with chou following. while chou held off the troops, i was able to fight and defeat their commanding officer. neo, outnumbered, begins requesting for reinforcements. buu, being a master strategist, orders a lock down preventing chou and i from helping. neo somehow manages to hold out until chou and i arrive.

being incredibly useful, i begin fighting one of the officers attacking neo only for the second to begin charging his super move behind me. i am defeated in one blow and forced to withdraw back to the main camp. i mount my steed to rush back to assist neo and chou. i use my lightning speed ability when i arrive to overwhelm the enemy with my increased attack speed. both officers still standing, they begin smacking me around while neo and chou fight freaking foot soldiers. near death, i narrowly avoid defeat by using resolute defense. eventually, my resolute defense runs out, the officers wound me, and i am forced to flee from battle entirely.

7 months later, buu is still intent on acquiring the same territory. with my wounds healed i participate in the fifth invasion attempt. i begin by building a repeater crossbow turret while chou contructs a supply base. a majority of the army attacks the base i am stationed in and once again, i am defeated in one blow by a super move and withdraw. i quickly make my way to the base i was defeated in and i barely defeat all three officers attacking it. unfortunately, neo is defeated and the one responsible begins attacking me. chou begins requesting reinforcements as i defeat the lone officer. despite my health being low and chou's constant "miranda > victoria", i rush to his aid. just as it appears i'm about to win, i'm defeated and forced to flee again. both neo and i suffer injuries. eevil-psycho continues playing tomb raider. buu still manages to conquer the territory somehow.

with the justice army growing at an alarming rate, our territories were repeatedly taken over. with the last of our men we take one final defense to prevent our eradication. eevil-psycho and i guarded the western bases that led to our main camp while chou and neo guard the east. both sides faced heavy assaults, but due to the hastily attacks by the enemy eevil-psycho and i were able to take out the enemy advancing towards the western entrances one by one. the same could not be said for chou and neo as they became overwhelmed by the enemies numbers. however, in a tremendous act of courage, neo orders his troops to cause a rockslide. the rockslide cut neo and chou off from our supply lines and trapped them into a corner but blocked the eastern entrance to our main camp. eventually, neo, chou, and another officer were captured. the only thing necessary now was to guard the western entrance. eevil-psycho launches a counter attack to control the battlefield, however, he too is captured.

all that remained was an injured basementdude and superbuu. refusing to lose a fourth consecutive time i adopted hit and run tactics to defeat the enemy. on the verge of death, i used my super moves on the officers and ran to defeat their troops to recharge my super meter. finally, after many near death experiences, i was able to hold off long enough for the enemy to reach exhaustion and retreat.

well, this campaign became hopeless quick

playing as nonny again. he callously slaughters peasants for three years then went fishing because he was bored

i think i'll go for the platinum since it's easier than taking a dump

haha neo and chou fell in love with one of my characters

I'm a better prospective suitor than Chou, I'm not worried. Which Nickelodeon starlet is she based on?

Your hair is a turn-off.

Shake N Bake wrote:

buu, being a master strategist

Sweet

Neo wrote:

I'm a better prospective suitor than Chou, I'm not worried. Which Nickelodeon starlet is she based on?

none. if it was based on victoria justice, i would execute both lf you to lessen the competition