I'm going to watch the Indiana Jones films

Does she not have opposable thumbs or something?

Wow. An inflatable raft? Really? Well, at least the rest of the film has to be more believable than the first 20 minutes.

Wait, they're in India now? How did that happen? The pilots ditched the plane over China.

Also, is this little kid the son of that guy who died or what?

Do Indians just worship every white person they happen to see and ask them to save their country now? What the hell is going on?

Oh I get it. The woman's job is to be bad at everything and generally get in the way. Like right now she can't get on a elephant.



My thoughts exactly.

Oh great. A scene just for the kid and woman to yell incoherently.

What loved franchise are you going to hate on after you finished the Indie films?

A_Nonny_Moose wrote:

Wow. An inflatable raft? Really? Well, at least the rest of the film has to be more believable than the first 20 minutes.

HAHAHAHA... proceed.

Kaio wrote:

What loved franchise are you going to hate on after you finished the Indie films?

Lord of the Rings.

You son of a bitch.

What kind of crazy Menu from the Crypt is this? Soup with eyeballs floating in it? A monkey's head?

"Hey kid, don't touch anything"

*kid sets off every trap in the vicinity*

Kaio wrote:

You son of a bitch.

Just joking. Can't be bothered to sit through them again.

What about Star Wars?

Continue reading One Piece.

I've seen all those. I've never watched the Indy films before.

Uh oh. They made Indy drink some kind of magic blood. Is he a bad guy now?

Well, he's helping them sacrifice the woman. But that's reasonable whatever side you're on.

Wow. Rescuing all those kids turned out to be incredibly easy.

The bit on the bridge was good. The temple and mine stuff went on for too long though. The woman and kid got less annoying in the second half of the film too.

But what was the point of that guy who died at the start? He was on old friend or something apparently, but he was on screen for a minute and then got killed.

Indy had friends in many places. It's not all that bad.

Do a Buffy/Angel watchthrough next.

I will when you finish Hellraiser.

An acceptable compromise, but it will be hard.