The Adventures of Skip. Pt. 2 - Sinnoh

Skip wrote:

Kaede wrote:

I wanna be the first fire type you get.

i'm a pokemaster

fire types are red
he's black so he's a dark type possibly ground

Fire/Dark

And she just evolved:

Skip wrote:

Fire/Dark

oh wow i was totlaly talking shit
and i was half right

its sort of obvious dude.

Skip vs Crasher Wake
I send out Buu, he sends out Gyarados.

I switch in Kima. It uses Waterfall, does a bit more than half health.

Kima strikes back with Spark and it's down for the count.

He sends out Quagsire, so I send out Switch.

Switch takes him down in one Magical Leaf.

His last pokemon is Floatzel, so I send Buu back in. Floatsel has a good few levels on Buu.

Buu successfully tanked every attack it threw at him, and 3 Grass Knots later, Floatzel goes down.

Skip wins.

Buu evolved.

sweet.

i look pimping

WHAT ABOUT ME?

IS THERE A NUMBER 32 YET?

Oh crap I totally forgot about you. I suppose I would have caught MORE than 32 by now.

But you can just be the badass Machoke I'm training.

Buu - Empoleon - level 40


Kuriri - Houndoom - level 38


Baal - Machoke - level 40


Switch - Roserade - level 40


Kima - Luxray - level 39


Mike - Murkrow - level 38



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So I just evolved Switch and his new form is badass.

I'm just about to take on the next gymleader.

Skip vs Byron

I lead with Kuriri and he sends out Magneton.

Kuriri takes care of it with a Flamethrower.

He then sends out Steelix, so I send out Buu.

It also goes down in one hit. Buu hits it with Surf.

He now sends out Bastiodon. I Switch Baal in.

Baal one shots it with a powerful Cross Chop.

GG bro.

Hell yeah, Houndoom!

Well after the gym battle, I decided it was time to evolve Baal. So:


This makes Mike the only pokemon who hasn't fully evolved yet.

Well I haven't caught a pokemon in a while due to my tendancy to accidently kill them, but:

Fuck yes:

Skip vs Candice

I send out Kuriri, she sends out Sneasel.

Sneasel uses Slash, it does about a quarter. Kuriri then rapes it with Flamethrower.

She then sends in Piloswine, so I cal out Buu.

One Surf and it goes down.

Candice sends out Abomasnow, so I go bac to Kuriri.

Kuriri takes it down with one 4x effective Flamethrower. Cool typing there bro

She sends out Froslass, I keep Kuriri out there.

Froslass decides to be a bitch and use Double Team. But Kuriri's Flamethrower hits anyway and Froslass dies shamefully.

Skip wins

And with this Dark Stone my team is fully matured.

The Team:

Buu - Empoleon - level 47


Kuriri - Houndoom - level 47


Baal - Machamp - level 48


Switch - Roserade - level 47


Kima - Luxray - level 46


Mike - Honchcrow - level 46


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About to challenge the last gym!

wow you flew through this

Ok so by now I've found out that this is an electric gym. lol.

Skip vs Volkner

I lead with Kima, and he sends out Jolteon.

First Jolteon hits Kima with a Thunder Wave. Kima uses Crunch and it does just under half of Jolteon's health.

Jolteon uses Charge Beam which doesn't do much damage, but it does raise Jolteon's attack. Kima is too paralyzed to move.

Jolteon's Charge Beam misses, Kima is paralyzed again.

Jolteon hits again with Charge Beam again it rasies its special attack. Kima uses Strength and puts Jolteon on critical health.

Volkner heals Jolteon up. Kima uses Crunch, again it does just under half.

Jolteon uses Charge Beam again, and I'm wondering what it's other attacks are. Kima uses Crunch and puts Jolteon on critical health.

Jolteon, true to form, uses Charge Beam again. It puts Jolteon on critical health. Kima finishes off Jolteon with Strength.

He sends out a Raichu, and I send Switch in.

Raichu uses Signal Beam which Switch takes like a champion. Switch uses Leeh Seed.

Raichu uses Signal Beam again and again it does little damage. Switch hits Raichu with a Sludge Bomb, it puts Raichu on critical health. Leech Seed almost finishes it off.

Raichu uses Signal Beam again I wonder if all this guy knows how to do is spam attacks, and Switch finishes it off with Magical Leaf.

I switch to Kuriri and he sends out Luxray.

Kuriri outspeeds Luxray and uses Flamethrower, it does a good two thirds of health. Luxray does about the same with Crunch.

Kuriri finishes the job with another Flamethrower, and Luxray goes down.

He sends out Electivire, and I send out Baal.

Electivire hits Baal with a Thunderpunch, which does about a third. Baal then retaliates with a critical hit Cross Chop and one shots the Electivire.

Fukken bang!

YAY i didn't die

With every update, I feel like I'm getting more and more invincible, and still more and more likely to die.