So God Hand is pretty much the best Beat 'em up ever.

The story is so generic but fuck if I don't love this game.

FOR FUCK'S SAKE, THERE IS A HISPANIC DEMON WITH A SPANISH ACCENT NAMED ELVIS WHO'S VOICED BY NONE OTHER THAN JAMIESON MOTHERCFUCKING PRICE!

The gameplay is just fantastic, as annoying as the enemies get it is fun to make different combinations of regular attacks and secondary attacks to just murder the shit out of everything.

PLUS: This game seems like it was made specifically for me. Wanna know why? When you enter a section where you pummel the enemy you mash the "O" button and it goes as fast as you are mashing it when you attack the enemy. So if you mash the button like a monster like I do then you will pull off shitloads of damage and finish it up stylishly.

From the assorting of pummeling there is...

Pummeling Kicks (Kick the opponent with your foot until you finish it off by launching them across the screen)
Pummeling Punches (You pretty much just pummel the opponent with your fists and send them flying across the screen to finish it.)
Stomping (You literally stomp the shit out of the opponent)
Stinger (You knee the opponent in the face several times and finish it off with a Stinger DDT)
Cobra Twists (You constrict yourself around the enemy and keep bending until you break their bones)
Spanking (DO I EVEN NEED TO EXPLAIN THIS ONE?)

Then there's the roulette wheel too with some awesome attacks. Ball Buster and Dragon Kick are two of my favorites (LAUNCH INTO THE MILKY WAY!).

The music's great too. My only real problems with the game are that the demons pop up at random, the game starts you at the beginning of the area if you die (And trust me... YOU WILL), every time I want to change the camera I instinctively reach for the right analog stick and that just dodges, and the camera is fixed so a lot of the battles has an annoying camera angle that you can't tell when to dodge your opponent.

All over, this is a fun as hell game.

PS: Daran Norris voices one of the Demons.