Castlevania Lords of Shadow

Okay scratch that. Just done all the trails and all thats left is paladin difficulty.

so i'm getting my ass kicked, this game sucks.

Spoiler:

yeah i didn't think you'd be able to handle this, you either got it or you haven't

yur a b-hole

I did tell you dodging is super precise i think i even mentioned it in all the topics i made about this like the first impressions one.

Its a beautiful game though on so many levels and is just a masterpiece.

i'm joking i tore everything up on hard and only died once so far

i sneezed and messed up the finishing move on the second boss and it killed me

Harley wrote:

i'm joking i tore everything up on hard and only died once so far

i didn't even die in this game you must eb a noob. I did ankaed run and didn't even bother collecting gems or using any magic aside from where necessary.

I even did aa few levels blindfolded and relied on the sound effects of the enemies to decide where to go. Those platforumy stages were hard but still manageable with blindfold.

yeah but you didn't do any of that shit while sneezing

Harley wrote:

yeah but you didn't do any of that shit while sneezing

Must my lack of sneezing be conisdered against me?

yes because it takes masterful skill to do anything perfect while sneezing

What abot while eating because i can do that

only if you're eating a sloppy joe with both hands and playing with your feet

I once played with my nose.

that's for noobs

N is 4 nose

N is 4 noobs

Commander Cuddles wrote:

that's for noobs

N is 4 nose

N is 4 noobs

Arianne Grande said my trick was cool, but i guess you guys odn't have much in common.

i don't know who arianne grande is but ariana grande is beautiful

Commander Cuddles wrote:

i don't know who arianne grande is but ariana grande is beautiful

Thats how her friends spell her name
you're such a noob

i have boobs not noobs

Commander Cuddles wrote:

i have boobs not noobs

No you have boob, the things you have cannot be qualified as fully developed boobs, so we will only use the singular, you have boob.

my round jiggly butt makes up for that

i dunno Kamaka will have to be the judge of that, let him take a closer look

i'd rather not. i like to believe my ass is as lovely as claire's

Get a room, you two.

Lord Skip wrote:

Get a room, you two.

We have a generally more exhibitionist nature, for all those would be voyeurs.

i don't have a large arched window in front of a pole and chandelier in my house for nothing