Baal's list of anime/manga cliche's that can fuck right off

1. Japan (We get it Japan, you have nationalism. NOW YOU WILL PLEASE STOP SETTING EVERYTHING IN ONE FUCKING COUNTRY!? AMERICA ALREADY DID THIS IN EVERY COMIC BOOK SERIES BEFORE YOU!)
2. Quiet Girls (THEY WERE ENJOYABLE AT FIRST UNTIL RECENTLY WHERE THEY ARE IN EVERYTHING)
3. JRPG's (You've already infected the televisions with your bullshit cliche's, now you feel the need to infect RPG's with it!? Fuck off.)
4. Pedobait (I move that all children in anime are never given a character and are just unimportant.)
5. Pretty Boys (I DO NOT NEED MY MEN LOOKING LIKE WOMEN UNLESS THEY ARE TRAPS!)
6. Reverse Traps being more feminine than manly (It defeats the purpose of a reverse trap IF YOU MAKE THEM MORE OF A GIRL THAN MAN!)
7. Shy girls having large tits (No.)
8. Shy girls being in love with the main character at the start of the series. (More No.)
9. Shy girls getting the main character despite not earning the right to have him. (ULTIMATE No.)
10. Elements (This only works in RPG's you morons.)
11. The main character being an easily manipulated moron. (THEY DID THIS IN JADE EMPIRE TOO FOR GOD'S SAKE! AND THAT WAS AN AMERICAN MADE GAME!)
12. Leaders of evil organizations being either children or men who look like women. (PIG DISGUSTING)
13. One of the youngest members/The child of the group is the most mature. (THis is possibly one of the worst cliche's to ever exist.)
14. The Main Character of a Harem series ends up with one woman in the end. And it's usually the first woman he ends up spending the most time with in the first episode/chapter. (First of all the point of a harem series is meant to give the main character several options of who he wants while making it ambiguous of who the chosen woman will be. IT DEFEATS THE PURPOSE OF A HAREM SERIES IF YOU MAKE IT BLATANTLY OBVIOUS OF WHO'S GOING TO BE HIS LOVER DURING THE FIRST EPISODE/CHAPTER YOU MORONS! AND YES, I'M LOOKING AT YOU KEN AKAMATSU!)
15. Women can not suit the main character if he's male with a competent woman. (IE FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST AND REBORN!)
16. Romance dominating the plot of an action series. (DISGUSTING.)
17. The Holy Weapon of Bullshit never defeats the enemy when the character gets it. (BECAUSE WE WERE ONLY TOLD 300 TIMES BEFORE THIS IT WOULD KILL THE BASTARD.)
18. The master is always some old man or child. (IT CAN NEVER BE SOME MIDDLE-AGED MAN CAN IT, JAPAN!?)
19. SENPAI! (SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW!)
20. Idols always being the most piss annoying characters. (They are always either hyperactive, loud, annoying, or stupid. OR ALL FOUR! RISE KUJIKAWA YOU BITCH!)

I will post more if I think of any.

21. Manga girls being pigeon toed. It's already made real life Japanese woman look like retards, why make manga/anime girls stand and walk that way too?

22. Why does everyone have huge fucking eyes? (It looks utterly stupid. I understand this is a cartoon but it's just fucking idiotic.)

23. Lead males of harem serials being completely oblivious to, disinterested in, or incapable of reacting to his vast harem of willing females.

24. "PROTAGONIIIIIIIIIIIIIST!"
"RIVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!"

I'd like to remind you of the title even though I do agree with all of these ones being posted.

DevilKingBaal wrote:

22. Why does everyone have huge fucking eyes? (It looks utterly stupid. I understand this is a cartoon but it's just fucking idiotic.)

I'll fill in for this one. You see, it all started when Disney had released Bambi. Osamu Tezuka, the creator of Astro Boy, Jungle Emperor Leo, etc. basically orgasmed at the film and wanted to use its style because he loved Bambi's eyes so much. So basically he invented the so called Asian version of American cartoon eyes. Later DB's creator, the one and only Akira Toriyama, watched Disney's 101 Dalmations and was a fan of Osamu Tezuka, so he basically stole his style and made it into his own form which turned out pretty damn good and you could identify it as AT right away. With that, there became negatives. EVERYBODY wanted to be like AT, they begun doing the huge eye shit wherever you turn. And then it began mutating as it went along, more and more you'd see shit with the eyes being huge but pointier, and so forth.

And that is how manga eyes came to be. Because Japan can't think for themselves once again.

I know the reason. I was just complaining.



LOOK AT THOSE EYES! Those are the eyes of a real man. Those are the eyes of someone I can respect.

That is the work of God. A picture of God being placed under this sentence to prove it.

At least that IS one pro that Bleach has; although the eyes are fairly large, at least they don't envelop half the character's face.

If you like Araki and Kubo for anything, it's gotta be their fashion sense. And Araki for his character designs.

Just look at how awesome Araki is.

He can turn a fat President of the United States.



Into a Sexy President of the United States using the heart of Jesus.

Kimarous wrote:

23. Lead males of harem serials being completely oblivious to, disinterested in, or incapable of reacting to his vast harem of willing females.

then read 'umi no misaki'

So now you dont like most anime?
(called it)

Haseo Vi Awesome wrote:

So now you dont like most anime?
(called it)

true enough, you did call it.

I already said I dislike most anime.

WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN!?

Kimarous wrote:

24. "PROTAGONIIIIIIIIIIIIIST!"
"RIVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!"

good god i see this one too much

I been playing Halo 3 a lot and the new Yugioh ds game. They're both addicting.

25: Someone loses an arm
26: Evil brother

Fox McCloud wrote:

25: Someone loses an arm
26: Evil brother

I SAID THIS IS MY LIST. The only one I dislike of those two is the evil brother.

DevilKingBaal wrote:

Fox McCloud wrote:

25: Someone loses an arm
26: Evil brother

I SAID THIS IS MY LIST. The only one I dislike of those two is the evil brother.

A lot of people lose their arms, mostly the left arm.

Fox McCloud wrote:

DevilKingBaal wrote:

Fox McCloud wrote:

25: Someone loses an arm
26: Evil brother

I SAID THIS IS MY LIST. The only one I dislike of those two is the evil brother.

A lot of people lose their arms, mostly the left arm.

Not necessarily a bad cliche. Just a cliche.

Well everyone else is adding stuff, dont just go out on Zero.

27: Dead parents or said dead parents

25. FLASHBACKS. KILL THEM.

thought i'd add one.

Flashbacks aren't always bad.

THEY'RE ONLY BAD WHEN THEY TAKE UP MORE THAN 1 EPISODE.

Hello Naruto.

DevilKingBaal wrote:

Flashbacks aren't always bad.

THEY'RE ONLY BAD WHEN THEY ARE PRETTY MUCH THE SAME FOR EVERY PERSON IN THE DAMN SHOW AND ARE ONLY THERE TO SHOW THAT THIS CHARACTER IS A MELODRAMATIC FAG.

Hello Naruto.

Fix'd.

Thanks.