Raw 12/8/08 Recap

Couple days late, sorry

Cole And King & JR And Tazz are at ringside

Maria And Festus come out to present the first Slammy (Well, not exactly the first, four were awarded on WWE.com IIRC) They present the Tag Team Of The Year Award, you're nominees are Cryme Tyme (Who get my vote), Carlito And Primo, Miz & Morrison, and Team Priceless. And you're winners are.......MIZ & MORRISON! They came out and did one hilarious acceptance speech.

(My thoughts: Me and several fans chanted "Ring the bell!" during the speech)

Now Morrison goes to the ring for his IC Title Tournament Match Vs CM Punk, with William Regal and Layla watching backstage, Punk wins. Cut to backstage with Tood Grisham and John Cena, Cena goes on a rant on how Jericho needs an ass-whipping and he's gonna get it tonight, good stuff.

Back from Commercial, Cryme Tyme and Candice Michelle come out to present the Finisher Of The Year Award, the nominees are The Undertaker's Hell's Gate (That choke he does with his legs), Randy Orton's RKO (My vote), Evan Bourne's Shooting Star Press and Big Show's KO Punch. And you're winner is.......Evan Bourne, Cryme Tyme try to steal the Slammy, awesome, just as Candice says Evan's not here tonight, Mike Knox (AKA: Generic Big Guy #1342.6-AD) comes out, he stares Candice down and takes the Slammy.

(My thoughts: <_<)

Orton comes out, complains he wasn't nominated for Superstar Of The Year, and challenges Triple H and Batista to a Handicap Match Vs Himself & Priceless. Then MVP comes out and says his losing streak ends tonight, unlike Jimmy Rollins, who's in the crowd, it won't take him 25 years to win something like it took Philly. Then guess who comes out to face him, M...........V.............C, Most Valuable Charile baby! And get this, he wins! Freaking awesome.

After the break, Tiffany and Matt Hardy come out to present the Extreme Moment Of The Year Award, you're nominees are the John Cena/JBL Parking Lot Brawl, Undertaker falling through two tables, Jericho tossing HBK into the Jeri-Tron, and Jeff Hardy's giant Swanton on Randy Orton. Jeff Hardy's you're winner, and after a quick speech, goes to the ring to face Chris Jericho (AKA: PUT SOME PANTS ON ALREADY!), match won by Jericho, who after the match is nervous for Cena, cut to Orton & Priceless coming out of Steph's Office and then a commercial break.

And we're back, Kane and Kelly Kelly present the Couple Of The Year Award, you're nominees are Finlay and Hornswoggle, Glamarella, Edge and Vickie Guerrero, and William Regal and Layla, Edge and Vickie are you're winners, Vickie (EXCUSE ME! EXCUUUSE ME!) accepts.

(My thoughts: There was so much booing during Vickie's speech you could barely hear her, awesomeness)

Glamarella comes out, all pissy about not winning, and challenge any of the other nominees to a match, Finlay and Hornswoggle come out, and totally pwn them.

Melina and Teddy Long (Holla holla playa) come out to present the Diva Of The Year Award, you're nominees are Beth Phoenix, Mickie James, Michelle McCool, and Kelly Kelly, Beth wins, pretty cool acceptance speech.

HHH/Batista Vs Orton/Priceless is confirmed for tonight

Joey Styles and Alicia Fox come out to present the OH MY GAWD! Moment Of The Year, you're nominees are CM Punk cashing in his MITB, John Cena returning at the Royal Rumble, Taker setting Edge on fire, and Floyd Mayweather breaking Big Show's nose, Punk wins, accepts the award, and makes Styles do his signature line (Again), next his Tag Team partner Kofi Kingston comes out for his IC Title Tournament Match against Rey Mysterio, which Rey wins. Rey and Kofi shake after the match and Punk Vs Rey for an IC Title Shot is announced for Armageddon.

Eve Torres and Mr. Kennedy come out to present the Match Of The Year Award, you're nominees are The MITB, Flair Vs HBK, the 2008 Royal Rumble, and Edge Vs Taker HIAC, Flair Vs HBK wins, Shawn comes out to accept, during a cool speech Jibble comes out, accepts the Slammy for his own, and his match Vs Cena at The Great American Bash is the match of the year, and leaves as HBK gets some "You sold out!" chants.

(My thoughts: Man am I lovin this storyline)

Now it's time for HHH & Batista Vs Orton & Priceless, won by Orton and his new cronies.

Mickie James and Ron Simmons come out to present the DAMN! Moment Of The Year Award, you're nominees are The Great Khali's Kiss Cam, CM Punk disguised as a Mariachi, JR dressed as a sailor, and Santino's attempt of Melina's split, Khali wins and comes out, thus begins a series of really random shit that ends when Ron says his catchphrase.

(My thoughts: Seriously, if you ever see this you will say what the fuck at least once)

King and Cole discuss the beat down Cena took last week, and that Cena is out for revenge tonight.

(My thoughts: None, just more Cena Worshiping <_<)

Moving on to better things, WHAT'S UP?! R-Truth comes to the ring, Slammy for Musical Performance Of The Year in hand, he faces Dolph Ziggler, who wins and introduces himself as the winner afterwards.

Now for the final Slammy, the Superstar Of The Year Award, presented by Steph, I told ya'll the nominees last week and the winner is Jericho, he goes to the ring and gives a speech about this year and how he's gonna close it out by beating Cena at Armageddon, Cena comes out, Jericho goes into the crown before he can get to him, then Edge comes out for the Main Event, there is no winner for Jericho, Jeff Hardy, and HHH come out and there is a massive brawl as we go off the air.

(My thoughts: Kinda like endings like these)

Very good Raw this week, next i'll do Armageddon, I cannot remember one good Armageddon, that's not good news for this Sunday, but we'll see what happens, till next time.