AND NOW WE RETURN FROM MY FIVE DAY HIATUS!!!!
We are now in Ecruteak City! And Morel Orel is on so I am changing the channel before I become a Satanist.
Okay, so i changed the channel to a recording of the new Daily Show with Jon Stewart anyways.....Oh lord no! NOT HIM!!!!!
Someone's pissy. Then again if I was the love child of Paul and Mew I'd be pretty pissed too.
The world's greatest Pokemon trainer? Motherfucker, you stole the damn thing! You're not even a wannabee gangsta!!!!
NEW POSE PLZ
Guess who I'm throwing out.
Psy Beam is a fucking blessing.
OHOHOHOHO.
You can guess how this ends.
Mr.Absurd's power is quite Absurd
Did you just not witness me trash every one of your pokemon?
Man, I think Mew's traits were inherited more, actually.
You are so lucky the only thing keeping me from strangling you is Jon Stewart's funny ass jokes.
JUST WAIT FOR ME TO GET THE RAINBO-*COUGH* No spoilers!!!
We are now in the Ecruteak Gym!
WORKING HARDER!!!
GETTING STRONGER!!!!
DUN NUN NUUUUUUUUN DUN NUN NUUUUUUUUUUUN
Holy shit, a Gengar. It's awesome because it has GAR in its name.
Damn it, I love having a Psychic pokemon.
*Insert Tales of the Abyss victory music here*
No doubt that whore will spend it again.
OH NOEZ A CAVE!!!
YOU THINK A LITTLE DARKNESS IS GONNA STOP ME?!
SHAZAM!!!!
We are now at the otherside of the cave!!!
Here it comes.
See?
IS DAT SUM DUGTRIO?!
We are now in this ballet place in Ecruteak after I went the wrong way and had to back track here to get Surf and such.
OOH! IS THIS A GEISHA?!
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Umbreon, Flareon? There's something suspicious about that!
Now Jolteon?! WHAT ARE THE ODDS?!
Vaporeon now? I can not figure out for the life of me what this pattern is!!!
Okay seriously Nintendo, ESPEON?! That's the best you could come up with?! ESP isn't even a word!!!!! Flare, Vapor, Jolt, those are words! Umbreon is a reference to Umbra which means Dark! So why didn't you just call Espeon, Luceon?! Oh that's right, because she's Psychic! Fuck you Nintendo!
OH YEH
God damn it.
Okay seriously! Didn't I see you not 40 Pictures ago?!
I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU TWO, LET'S CONSUMMATE OUR LOVE AND LIVE TOGETHER FOREVER!!!!
It seems he fears commitment, I have discovered a new ace in the hole!
I have now obtained Strength!
Who to give it to?
HEE HEE
We are in Olivark...Olinark...Ovaltine City, I don't remember the damn name.
After obtaining the good rod I finally found my Surf Whore
After accidentally killing the Staryu I caught a Krabby and am using him as my Surf Whore.
Why did he turn into Lapras?
LATER!!!!!!!!!!!!