- lol wut
- Um.... excuse me? What the hell is going on?
- Wha...?
- Who in god's name calls their child Jimmy? It's a horrible name used for orphans and rapists.
- NO WAIT
- Yes. Yes it is.
- ....
- :-D
- Interesting sprite.
- Where.... where am I?
- Hmm.... I wonder if I'll find if I enter the grass.
- Now where's that grass?
- uh oh, daddy's here.
- Well then we bette go.
- Ugh, we're over HERE.
- Good, Charmander FTW!!
- ... Oh, I get it.
- Sly can fuck off. Meowth gets a new name.
- GLITCH, GLITCH, GLITCH!! You're in my bubble!!
- Vague, huh? I bet it's Koffing.
- Let's.
- What the fuck, now I'm Oak? God damn.
- I was close.
- Ohhhhh yeah, I'm gonna dust my hands.
- The person who scripted this was almost certainly white. And ugly.
- Into the wild!
- ... a what?
- What was I supposed to have read?
- Surely there should be a sign before you make such a claim?
- Why change what isn't broken? 'Mart' worked just fine!
- I always appreciated our rigorous screening process for enlistment. Yup, we sure know how to keep out the thickos.
- I'm very quick.
- Look who's crashing DIS partay!
- Oh snap, diss-mantled.
- I'm trimming the fat, you see.
- Well I'm glad we can at least be amiable to each oth-
- Borat'd.
- Hey look! A cave!
- DEAR CHRIST WHERE DID THE EXIT GO?!
- No fucking shit.
- Caught a Ponyta.
- Caught a Charmander (FTW)
- Caught a Magmar.
- Hooray, made it to the next town.
- Today's Pokemon is much more open minded than those of the past, as that is quite clearly a DUDE.
- sup
- WOAH, WOAH, WOAH. Someone has been power leveling. This is soooo broken.
- Chou once again serves as an ideal role model for Greeks everywhere.
- Hell yeah, nice bitchslap.
- SO unfair....
- Haha! Look who's the little trooper! Then again, Grimer did nothing but Disable, which I think is it's only move, but still!
- I seriously need to boost my pokemon.
- Maybe not. Baal killed that Rattata too. Just one more.
- I won't say anything to jinx it.
- Holy fucking shit, in one move.
- lol j/k
- OHK'd
- It's all up to Chrona...
- phew, Ekans bite really....
takes it outta ya- AHAHAHAHA, '
takes it outta ya', I crack myself up.
- Gym battle, HO!!
- Aw shit.