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PostSubject: Re: Batman v Superman   Batman v Superman - Page 3 Icon_minitimeSun Aug 21, 2016 1:37 am

Why did I punish myself sitting through the director's cut of this shit?
It has better editing, but that is about the only good thing it does.
It doesn't fix that the story is crap, it doesn't fix anything that needs fixing, it added more useless scenes.

"People with the bat brand get stabbed in prison? Batman is dangerous and deadly"
"It's a plot by Alexander Luthor? Lex sux"
"Batman busts in to steal Kryptonite from Luthor? Burn the guard's cabin"
"Some waiters watch Jon Stewart talk about Superman not having the declaration of independence on his cape before their boss yells at them to make them do their work" That scene was so necessary to add to the value of the movie, right? Nah.
"Bruce had sex."
"Bruce shows his naked ass"
"Alfred chops wood"
"More to the Clark dips his shoes and body into the bathtub with Lois" Useless dialogue, and a look at Cavill's abs because.... fan service?
"That African lady confesses she told a lie and got pushed in front of a train to not testify in the hearing. YAY"
"Useful killing, right? FUCK NO, blow the whole room up where the hearing takes place."
The whole plot with the lady is completely useless and adds nothing.
Clark investigates the Batman scenes? Those are useless too.
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PostSubject: Re: Batman v Superman   Batman v Superman - Page 3 Icon_minitimeTue Aug 23, 2016 4:33 pm

I can't imagine that adding to that film could ever fix anything.

Stop trying to save the world and get a hobby.

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