All Star Batman & Robin

I heard plenty of shit about it, and I do mean shit, so I'll be experiencing it first hand to see how I digest it
The one who wrote this story is the same guy who wrote "The Dark Knight Returns", and "Sin City"

It was hilariously bad.

Issue #1:
Dick is an aerialist
Vikki Vale starts in a position like it's a porn mag muttering about Metropolis Man of Steel and their city's flying rodent that can't fly
Date with Bruce Wayne to the circus
Dick's parents shot
Cops kidnap Dick and hit Vale
Cops take Dick to a valley, Vikki follows, Batman saves the kid

Only annoying thing is Vikki's start, decent start

Issue #2:
Batman is a mental case
Thank you for the recap Vikki Vale, shut up and heal before you injuries make you...fainted
Batman trying to drug Dick to sleep, doesn't wok
Dick is scared out of his shit
Batman kill cops then flies with his car
Dick smartmouthing Bratman pissing him off, at least that is hilarious
Batman loosened the marbles in his throat

Issue #3:
Black Canary bored to hell of the shit surrounding her
Inspired by Batman, she fights the scum in the bar, steals a motorbike, and moves out
Batman enters his cave with his Batmobile
Superman is mad cause Dick was kidnapped by Batman

It's ok

So I took a couple of days as break away from the series, back

Issue #4:
I heard Batman forces Dick to eat rats, I thought he force feeds him with his bare-hands and goes "Eat this you little punk"
I guess the "Batman & Sons" comic strip was inspired for the personality he used from this series

Issue #5:
Cover picture is Wonder Woman's ass. Not uncovered, but you can still see the details, so the only use of the skirt is showing that it's Diana's ass
Alternate cover has insane berserk Batman with blood on his fists. This dude seriously belong to a city as violent as Gotham, it shows he's a native son

It starts with a sexist Wonder Woman, and she seriously is sexist, then they complain dudes are sexist and chauvenists, or whatever crap
Superman loves Wonder Woman? Wonder Woman argues, rants, gives crap talk to Superman, Plastic Man & Green Lantern, and then she ends up kissing Superman?
Then we move to Batman being mental again


Basically, the dumbest issue up to this point

Issues 6 &7:
Batman hits the guy who shot Dick's parents and a cop on the docks
Black Canary fights some thugs on the same docks
Batman aids her and burns them using bleach and a flair under the rain
Black Canary jumps and kisses him
Sex under the rain (I shit you not)
Batman takes that guy and Black Canary in the Queermobile (both Dick & Canary told the Goddamn Batman the name Batmobile is queer)
We get a glimpse on Barbra as Batgirl
Gordon is happy that Batman beats the shit out of those rotten cops
One problem is Jim being a cheat to his wife, another is she's a drunk
Dick axes the mouth of that guy who shot his parents in the bat-cave

WTF?! Sex on the docks under the rain? Masks on. I know some people from Spider-Man crawlspace who shouldn't touch this series at all
The rest is decent

Issue #8:
Joker sent that one to kill the Flying Grayson's
A district attorney has sex with Joker after just meeting him (what a whore) before knowing his name, or he knows hers (seriously, these two are whore & man-whore)
Joker kills her, puts on his suit, and goes by the door next to the topless whore with swtstikas for nipples
Batman & Dick discuss a secret identity for Dick, it's quite funny
Batman goes out, tosses that guy in the water, and sees an invitation from Green Lantern
Batman tells Hal his name and surprises him, thinking to himself "This idiot is worse than Clark"
They discuss where to talk, Batman Returns
Catwoman has a chat with Joker
A funny scene with the Hood in the Bat-Cave

LOL issue