It figures that my roots would ultimately bring me to my desired career.

After a lot of deliberating and arguing with myself, my career of choice is to become a Pro Wrestling, hopefully for the WWE. I know what you're probably thinking, "Baal, you're a moron and an enormous one", which is what you're usually thinking most likely but now you're probably thinking "Baal, you're a complete and utter dumbass, why would you ever want to try this?". Well, for one it's a been a passion of mine since I was a child that only resurfaced recently, I've been meaning to get better exercise and finally... I want to be known. Is Pro Wrestling the best way to do that? Probably not. Is it a very dangerous sport? If Mick Foley has taught us anything, it is. Does it take a lot of effort to get done? Oh yeah.

But I am willing to put forth the effort to make it into it, even if it nearly kills me. Many wrestlers before me have had to go through hell and back to do it, some have had it easier than them, I'll probably have to do the former to make it, especially if I ever want to become more than a midcarder.

Better get started on them steroids, then.

Oh you know it.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Ever seen The Wrestler?

Yes.

Make sure not to punch yourself
I'm laughing so hard right now

And the second I make it, I'm going to do this.