1. Each comic publisher must have a joke of a hero (Booster Gold for DC, Deadpool for Marvel)
2. The hero is of varying ages but very rarely is it a child (Captain Marvel being an example)
3. Most of the villains are just insane, that is to say, they all have some sort of mental deficiency that they can't seem to overcome.
4. The villains always wear gaudy attire.
5. So do the heroes.
6. In fact, even some of the humans do.
7. Peter Parker must be miserable.
8. Batman is always prepared.
9. PETER PARKER MUST BE MISERABLE.
10. Stan Lee is awesome.