The Adventures of Skip. Pt. 1 - Johto

I know... Really quite anticlimatic...

so you gonna use your remaining pokemon?

Well, I do have quite a few in the box. So I might as well. I'll pick out a team later then you guys can name them.

Well picking my new team wasn't hard, the pokemon in my box were questionable at best.

Poliwag, Nidoran(M), Mr. Mime, Ponyta, Magnemite and Snorlax

Snorlax. I'm feeling Drowzee.

nidoran i'm feeling horny hohoho

uh thats if its actuallly the dude with the horn
otherwuse whichever you think is more useful out of nidoran and ponyta

lol @ the champion having an uber

i seriously thought you were gonna be invincible

I know, and he was heaps above Karen... I mean shit...

But ok, so Kuriri is Snorlax and Buu is Nidoking.

Still Poliwrath, Magneton, Rapidash and Mr. Mime up for grabs.

OMFG. This is so damn tedius...

Kuriri is on level 70, Buu and Poliwrath are on level 50 and everyone else are untouched...

cheat

Naww I can't cheat now. Not after getting this far without cheating.

Kuriri, Buu and Poliwrath are on level 70. Mr. Mime and Rapidash are on level 50. Still haven't touched Magnemite.

I CALL MAGNETON!

name it... Hemlock

Deal. Hemlock is at level 43 right now.

rare candy is not cheating

Well everyone is at level 70. I'll take on the E4 later.

SUICIDE

Skip vs Will

Hemlock took down Xatu

Kuriri raped Gardevoir

Rapidash cained Jynx

Mr. Mime beat down Grumpig

Buu dominated Xatu

Hemlock defeated Slowbro

FLAWLESS VICTORY

Skip vs Koga

Buu cained Skuntank

Mr. Mime one shot Venomoth

and Toxicroak

Hemlock defeated Crobat

Buu shut down Muk

and Swalat

FLAWLESS VICTORY

Skip vs Bruno

Mr. Mime destroyed Hitmontop

and Hariyama

and Machamp

Rapidash dominated Lucario

and Hitmonlee

Mr. Mime beat Hitmonchan

FLAWLESS VICTORY!

Skip vs Karen

Poliwrath beat Weavile

and Honchkrow

and Absol

and Houndoom

and Spiritomb

Rapidash took down Umbreon

FUCKING LOL

Skip vs Lance

Buu took down Salamence.

Hemlock raped Gyarados

Rapidash defeated Garchomp

Kuriri beat down Charizard

Poliwrath beat Altaria

and Dragonite. (surprised I was infact faster than this)

MY FUCKING REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!

did you defeat everyone?

Nope. Still got Red to beat. Them I'm finished.

epic