Japan's 2Chan replies to RPG Complaints

http://kotaku.com/5450647/japans-2ch-replies-to-rpg-complaints

Oh, Japan.

Quote :

Oblivion's okay, but foreign games lack subtlety

JRPGs have subtlety?

"Hey foreigners: we find your first-person shooters boring as shit. What do you say to that?"

ooooooooooh

We do too.

Kaio wrote:

"Hey foreigners: we find your first-person shooters boring as shit. What do you say to that?"

ooooooooooh

FPS games are necessary for keeping public order in America.

Quote :

"Americans can't understand complexity so a lot of the best stuff doesn't get translated. Like Megami Tensei"

"I call 'cultural differences'!"

I call weeaboo invasion!

Let them have their bottle, it's to compensate for their shit animation skills.

Quote :

Oblivion's okay, but foreign games lack subtlety. They lack detail, and the character design and stories are bad.

1) Don't lecture us about bad character designs.
2) JRPGs can suck Bioware's mass relay.

Thank god I'm not a spazz and I can enjoy both equally.

A_Nonny_Moose wrote:

Kaio wrote:

"Hey foreigners: we find your first-person shooters boring as shit. What do you say to that?"

ooooooooooh

FPS games are necessary for keeping public order in America.

i find this to be surprisingly accurate.

Okay, These were pretty damn funny.

"Oblivion and Fallout fanatics are exponentially more annoying than any Final Fantasy fanatic."

Actually, Depending on the game, There's atleast one FF fanboy more annoying than everybody.

"Hey foreigners: we find your first-person shooters boring as shit. What do you say to that?"

I've thought this since Killzone, As it's the closest thing to a modern day Perfect Dark. And I still need to play Time Splitters!!!!!!!!

"When I see all the 'sniping' and corpse-desecrating 'teabagging' going on in US games, the thought of what what foreigners do when they get mad [in real life] freaks me out."

Even Japan hates Halo.

"Japanese RPGs are created for the express purpose of letting one experience the blooming of their full powers from a total zero starting point. They're necessary for keeping public order in Japan."

In JRPGs, Your dick grows bigger with every level up.

"Do foreign companies even make RPGs anymore? The only games that come to mind are first-person shooter action games. If we followed this 'advice' to the letter they'd have us making Grand Theft Auto clones."

Tru fax

...I know I skipped a few, But atleast two or three of them said the same thing.