Pokemon Platinum: Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Sloth

hey, does anyone here own an actual DS copy of diamond/pearl/platinum? i need to trade some pokemon for their evolutions and i have to talk to them 32 times in the underground to get spiritomb...

Moar win pleez...

soon

Kimarous wrote:

Moar win pleez...

i could aim this back at you, kima...

Dramatis personæ

Spoiler:

: Just a little though, I'm still not all that good myself.


: You could've been a challenge if I didn't cheat so bad.


: I'll show you just how tough I am!


: ...


: Unfortunately, Kimarous isn't quite strong enough to solo both of them.



: How could my two bird pokemon lose? This is totally unprecedented!


: Next time, I'll have three bird pokemon!


: Whatever happened to catching that Legendary pokemon?
: Legendary what?


: Bye, I guess.

Quick break. Resuming shortly.

lol'd

Dramatis personæ

Spoiler:

: Golly.


: Oh Raditz, you so crazy.


: Oh shit, a cave. I fucking hate caves.







Why?








This is why:

: Fucking Zubat.


: Ha! Too bad for you, Curtis. I've been power-leveling my Pokemon by murdering Zubat; you're really in for it now!


: What the f-


: Oh Kimarous, you bastard.


: That took at least four turns. Fine then, fuck you Kimarous - I'll just use Slo-rida.


: FUCKING JUDAS!


: YES THEY ARE.


: Can we not please battle? I'm currently having some difficulties with my mutinous scum of a team.


: Wait a minute; all is not lost!


: Yeah, Raditz! Kick her ass!


: Damnit, Raditz.


: ...


: Well it at least it didn't take that long.


: DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?! WHAT YOU'VE MADE ME STOOP TO!?


: ...


: I'm not that happy about this, either!

That's new. Never knew Pokemon could rebel like that....in a video game anyway.

thats what happens when you pass the level cap before getting badges.

once they pass it, they dont see you as worthy of leading them until you get a shiny pin that forces them to bend to your will.

I reject you because my talent is wasted on these fools!

Dramatis personæ

Spoiler:

: At least I don't need to worry about anymore goddamn Zubat.


: ... Don't rub it in.





: Woah, don't sneak up on me!
: What? You watched me come over here!


: That's some pretty sly exposition there, champ.


: I WAS LOST IN THOUGHT!


: *sigh*



: Do you know what sucks? Catching a rock pokemon - who does nothing but Defense Curl - with a normal type that disobeys your commands.


vv


: Now where's this bastard gym leader?


: I think that means he's going back to the gym.


: Look at that fearsome team of pokemon. My movepool is composed entirely of normal, electric and bug type attacks. Nevertheless:


: What you didn't see was Azz chipping away at his defense-curling pokemon for over ten minutes.



: See above, except Onix fainted and Slo-rida ignored my commands instead.


: I would never have guessed.


: I'm sure it won't be that tough.


: Well, that's only because he kept ignoring orders. It will be different next time.


: I probably should've leveled Sora until he learned Water Gun.


: Okay, he may be a prick and ignore me. But he's still my strongest Pokemon; he'll pull through as long Roark doesn't use any potions.


: ...


: Okay, ignoring my orders is only hurting you.


: He'll just keep chipping away at your health until you faint.


: Please?


: A BIT LATE FOR THAT!


: Do you know that episode of Pokemon where two Metapod fought? Yeah, this was just like that.


: What the hell is a Cranidos?


: Welp.


: Uh...


: Oh thank God! It's okay guys; Raditz is here.


: Heh, well you're in for it now Roark. Check out my next pokemon-


: What!?


: Well... fuck.

BUT THEN:


AND THEN: