What in the fuckage?

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VERY creepy video. The legend behind it is very interesting too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xa1Qk2w8Y8o

So do any of you remember those Mickey Mouse cartoons from the 1930s? The ones that were just put out on DVDa few years ago? Well, I hear there is one that was unreleased to even the most avid classic disney fans. According to sources, it's nothing special. It's just a continuous loop (like flinstones) of mickey walking past 6 buildings that goes on for two or three minutes before fading out. Unlike the cutesy tunes put in though, the song on this cartoon was not a song at all, just a constant banging on a piano as if the keys for a minute and a half before going to white noise for the remainder of the film. It wasn't the jolly old Mickey we've come to love either, Mickey wasn't dancing, not even smiling, just kind of walking as if you or I were walking, with a normal facial expression, but for some reason his head tilted side to side as he kept this dismal look. Up until a year or two ago, everyone believed that after it cut to black and that was it. When Leonard Maltin was reviewing the cartoon to be put in the complete series, he decided it was too junk to be on the DVD, but wanted to have a digital copy due to the fact that it was a creation of Walt. When he had a digitized version up on his computer to look at the file, he noticed something. The cartoon was actually 9 minutes and 4 seconds long. This is what my source emailed to me, in full (he is a personal assistant of one of the higher executives at Disney, and acquaintance of Mr. Maltin himself).


"After it cut to black, it stayed like that until the 6th minute, before going back into Mickey walking. The sound was different this time. It was a murmur. It wasn't a language, but more like a gurgled cry. As the noise got more indistinguishable and loud over the next minute, the picture began to get weird. The sidewalk started to go in directions that seemed impossible based on the physics of Mickeys walking. And the dismal face of the mouse was slowly curling into a smirk. On the 7th minute, the murmur turned into a bloodcurdling scream (the kind of scream painful to hear) and the picture was getting more obscure. Colors were happening that shouldn't have been possible at the time. Mickey face began to fall apart. his eyes rolled on the bottom of his chin like two marbles in a fishbowl, and his curled smile was pointing upward on the left side of his face. The buildings became rubble floating in midair and the sidewalk was still impossibly navigating in warped directions, a few seeming inconcievable with what we, as humans, know about direction. Mr. Maltin got disturbed and left the room, sending an employee to finish the video and take notes of everything happening up until the last second, and afterward immediately store the disc of the cartoon into the vault. This distorted screaming lasted until 8 minutes and a few seconds in, and then it abruptly cuts to the mickey mouse face at the credits of the end of every video with what sounded like a broken music box playing in the backround. This happened for about 30 seconds, and whatever was in that remaining 30 seconds I heaven't been able to get a sliver of information.

From a security guard working under me who was making rounds outside of that room, I was told that after the last frame, the employee stumbled out of the room with pale skin saying "i can not see what has been unseen" 7 times before speedily taking the guards pistol and offing himself on the spot. The thing I could get out of Leonard Maltin was that the last frame was a piece of russian text that roughly said "the sights of hell bring its viewers back in".

http://x.datchan.org/index.php?title=Suicidemouse.avi

lulz. Seriously this shit is awesome.

I also lol at how one reply from some dude on gfaqs was "Not as creepy as The Grifter but still pretty bad. Even though at the end (around 6.30) looks like a faceless mickey is fapping."

who amkes up this crap

This shit was from /x/. (4chan)

That's why I didn't bother with this topic.

Vergil wrote:

This shit was from /x/. (4chan)

That's why I didn't bother with this topic.

I pretty much insinuated that by posting http://x.datchan.org/index.php?title=Suicidemouse.avi before. Still pretty awesome.

I was just saying this is old and that the story was totally bogus because it was from 4chan.

I noticed the links and everything but, didn't bother clicking them.

It's only like 1-2 months old and you never bothered showing it when you first saw it.

Because it was bullshit.

but that vid looks lie it was drawn by a blind person

Vergil wrote:

Because it was bullshit.

What has that got to do with the fun of it?

"i can not see what has been unseen"

Sora wrote:

Vergil wrote:

Because it was bullshit.

What has that got to do with the fun of it?

That long ass story takes the fun off of it. Reading all that for a bogus video is just dookie to me. Whatever though, it's still a nice hoax I guess.

And that ruins the fun how? All you're doing is constantly saying it's BS, we know, it's obvious, the link insinuates that. The fact is the actual thing is cool and you cannot deny Epic Mickey would be perfect with a plot related to this.

Vergil wrote:

Sora wrote:

Vergil wrote:

Because it was bullshit.

What has that got to do with the fun of it?

That long ass story takes the fun off of it. Reading all that for a bogus video is just dookie to me. Whatever though, it's still a nice hoax I guess.

IT HAS TO BE IN EPIC MICKEY!

Sora wrote:

And that ruins the fun how? All you're doing is constantly saying it's BS, we know, it's obvious,

It really isn't. And someone gullible could fall for this story. Just like the whole grifter bullshit.

The only ones who would fall for it would be the ones who never watched the very end. I mean come on.

This reminds of that story where Mickey rapes pluto for taking a shit in his house. Then Donald joins in, Kills micky, then rapes minnie with mickey's severed ears.

That could be the bad ending to Epic Mickey.

I gotta find that shit. That story was the most hilarious thing I've ever read.

If you find that story post it.

You know what's surprising? How the Itchy and Scratchy parody of European animation isn't not intentionally a parody of this yet plays very similar to it(including foreign text at the end, although that's probably just "The End").