So I played my first Tekken game for the PSP.

Sucks dick bro. All this hype and it sucks balls.

Which aspect did you dislike?

Where the hell are my fireballs, man? Jin couldn't even throw a Hadouken. I'm here tapping buttons at the speed of light and not one special.

Next Tekken has SS3 Kazuya.

No seriously though, how do I pull off any types of combos in this game? All I get to do is like one jab and a kick.

Vergil wrote:

No seriously though, how do I pull off any types of combos in this game? All I get to do is like one jab and a kick.

This is exactly how I feel when I play a Street Fighter game.

That's because you suck.

I know. But you suck at Tekken.

Vergil wrote:

No seriously though, how do I pull off any types of combos in this game? All I get to do is like one jab and a kick.

Which character were you using?

A_Nonny_Moose wrote:

I know. But you suck at Tekken.

No, because jabbing and kicks is literally all you can do with Tekken.

I'm a master at this game and I didn't even realize until now.

Chuck Bass wrote:

Vergil wrote:

No seriously though, how do I pull off any types of combos in this game? All I get to do is like one jab and a kick.

Which character were you using?

I don't recall his name but, he had white hair and purple clothes.

Vergil wrote:

A_Nonny_Moose wrote:

I know. But you suck at Tekken.

No, because jabbing and kicks is literally all you can do with Tekken.

There's your combo system. Find some good launchers, juggles, wall combos. See if your character has some good lows to pick opponents up. And so on.

Spoiler:

I fail at juggling with him as well. You should have started with a beginner-friendly character like Paul.

Lee's pretty good at juggling if you can get the hang of his step in.

I just can't get into it.

I played a few more matches and I'm like..."Ok". Tekken isn't for me.

And what makes Devil Jin so great..Not even one fucking hadouken. I just want a fireball man..It's all I'm asking for. SHIT.

He has laser eyes.

He has a face laser. You can even direct it to catch side-steppers.

Tekken 6 might be a bit more for you Vergil. With the item moves and rage mode and stuff.

Yeah, I really enjoy some of the characters like, Lee. His ending in story mode was funny, but the lack of PEW PEW LASERS bores me.

I'll just wait until 6 then.