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PostSubject: So God Hand is pretty much the best Beat 'em up ever.   Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:58 am

The story is so generic but fuck if I don't love this game.

FOR FUCK'S SAKE, THERE IS A HISPANIC DEMON WITH A SPANISH ACCENT NAMED ELVIS WHO'S VOICED BY NONE OTHER THAN JAMIESON MOTHERCFUCKING PRICE!

The gameplay is just fantastic, as annoying as the enemies get it is fun to make different combinations of regular attacks and secondary attacks to just murder the shit out of everything.

PLUS: This game seems like it was made specifically for me. Wanna know why? When you enter a section where you pummel the enemy you mash the "O" button and it goes as fast as you are mashing it when you attack the enemy. So if you mash the button like a monster like I do then you will pull off shitloads of damage and finish it up stylishly.

From the assorting of pummeling there is...

Pummeling Kicks (Kick the opponent with your foot until you finish it off by launching them across the screen)
Pummeling Punches (You pretty much just pummel the opponent with your fists and send them flying across the screen to finish it.)
Stomping (You literally stomp the shit out of the opponent)
Stinger (You knee the opponent in the face several times and finish it off with a Stinger DDT)
Cobra Twists (You constrict yourself around the enemy and keep bending until you break their bones)
Spanking (DO I EVEN NEED TO EXPLAIN THIS ONE?)

Then there's the roulette wheel too with some awesome attacks. Ball Buster and Dragon Kick are two of my favorites (LAUNCH INTO THE MILKY WAY!).

The music's great too. My only real problems with the game are that the demons pop up at random, the game starts you at the beginning of the area if you die (And trust me... YOU WILL), every time I want to change the camera I instinctively reach for the right analog stick and that just dodges, and the camera is fixed so a lot of the battles has an annoying camera angle that you can't tell when to dodge your opponent.

All over, this is a fun as hell game.

PS: Daran Norris voices one of the Demons.



God or demon? What am I?
It's time for me to choose my path
The power of my god hand
No evil doer will get past
Hand or hand or fist to fist
Kick your nuts off twist your wrist
The god power keeps my pimp hand strong
So trust me all you won't last very long

Dragon kick your ass into the milky way (milky way!)
Don't act like you don't like the ball buster (ball buster!)
My Arm, my arm, my arm, my arm, my arm, my arm
I'll summon up the power of the God Hand!

Lost a limb in a fight
But don't worry babe I'll be cool
The ultimate power of a god
Is now my secret tool
My defenses are impregnible
My style is impetuous
If it's too much I'll grovel at your feet
I beg for mercy when I feel the heat

Jaw dropping attacks from my roulette wheel (roulette wheel!)
Apocalyptic beat downs from the God Hand (God Hand!)
My Arm, my arm, my arm, my arm, my arm, my arm
I'll summon up the power of the God Hand!

Everybody wants a piece
Who's next? Don't be a fool
Hyperactive fighting styles
So slick they will make you drool
The God Hand helps me work out my stress
It's overpowering, I must confess
The only person who it doesn't work on
Is the girl who got me into this, Olivia

Slicing through thugs with my shockwave (shockwave!)
More beheading than a guillotine, head slicer (head slicer!)
My Arm, my arm, my arm, my arm, my arm, my arm
I'll summon up the power of the God Hand!

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PostSubject: Re: So God Hand is pretty much the best Beat 'em up ever.   Tue Aug 25, 2009 4:57 am

Well, Fancy that. Some-one else who can beat the game and love it. -_- The annoying speedy demon things always make me rage hard when playing the game. But, Fuck if Elvis ain't fun to fight. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: So God Hand is pretty much the best Beat 'em up ever.   Tue Aug 25, 2009 5:07 am

Shuddup.
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PostSubject: Re: So God Hand is pretty much the best Beat 'em up ever.   Tue Aug 25, 2009 10:27 am

Robert Rockstar wrote:
Well, Fancy that. Some-one else who can beat the game and love it. -_- The annoying speedy demon things always make me rage hard when playing the game. But, Fuck if Elvis ain't fun to fight. Razz

Like I said, this is coming from the guy who managed to S Rank DMD Mode on DMC3 and still loves the game.


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PostSubject: Re: So God Hand is pretty much the best Beat 'em up ever.   Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:45 pm

oh god, That chick.

I still remember that "I'm a God Hand" sign on Gene's back stunt she did. XD
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PostSubject: Re: So God Hand is pretty much the best Beat 'em up ever.   Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:48 pm

...another game that baal will forget about when he gets another one. anyway, ive heard this game is pretty fun.
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PostSubject: Re: So God Hand is pretty much the best Beat 'em up ever.   Tue Aug 25, 2009 6:13 pm

God Hand huh. I kinda skipped over it due to middling reviews on release.
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PostSubject: Re: So God Hand is pretty much the best Beat 'em up ever.   Tue Aug 25, 2009 6:45 pm

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...another game that baal will forget about when he gets another one.

Then he'll talk mad shit about the old game. That's why I never take his opinion seriously when it comes to vidya games
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PostSubject: Re: So God Hand is pretty much the best Beat 'em up ever.   Tue Aug 25, 2009 6:49 pm

Guys, let's all start playing this game and see if he still likes it then.
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PostSubject: Re: So God Hand is pretty much the best Beat 'em up ever.   Tue Aug 25, 2009 7:53 pm

I paid like $12 for this. Not even close for me to withdraw into Buyer's high like with P3 and P4.

And even then I had to play better SMT games to see what shit those were. I've played basically every Capcom beat 'em up and this game is great.

Plus it's popular as fuck.

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PostSubject: Re: So God Hand is pretty much the best Beat 'em up ever.   Tue Aug 25, 2009 8:06 pm

GOD HAND IS THE SHIT MAN!!! never beat it thoughT_T but its awsome XDDDD
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PostSubject: Re: So God Hand is pretty much the best Beat 'em up ever.   Tue Aug 25, 2009 8:22 pm


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PostSubject: Re: So God Hand is pretty much the best Beat 'em up ever.   Tue Aug 25, 2009 8:46 pm

Chapter 3 now.

Just fought Elvis in round 2. Damn he was hard but it was so much fun.

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PostSubject: Re: So God Hand is pretty much the best Beat 'em up ever.   Tue Aug 25, 2009 9:06 pm

yer late son. about 4 years later.
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PostSubject: Re: So God Hand is pretty much the best Beat 'em up ever.   Sun Sep 06, 2009 11:00 pm

This game has made it into my top 10 with the last 2 boss fights.

Any game that can make my arm cramp in pain from boss fights and difficulty is definitely deserving of it.

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PostSubject: Re: So God Hand is pretty much the best Beat 'em up ever.   Mon Sep 07, 2009 3:22 pm


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PostSubject: Re: So God Hand is pretty much the best Beat 'em up ever.   Mon Sep 07, 2009 6:55 pm

Shocked

I now wish to play this game again.

...Good thing I still have it. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: So God Hand is pretty much the best Beat 'em up ever.   Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:11 pm

Just finished my "Kick Me" sign playthrough. Meaning using no God Reels or God Hand mode throughout the entire game.

And I did it. My arm hurts a lot though. But it hurts so good.

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PostSubject: Re: So God Hand is pretty much the best Beat 'em up ever.   Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:13 pm

Kaio wrote:
Guys, let's all start playing this game and see if he still likes it then.


He won't like it.
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PostSubject: Re: So God Hand is pretty much the best Beat 'em up ever.   Sun Sep 13, 2009 1:27 am

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Kaio wrote:
Guys, let's all start playing this game and see if he still likes it then.


He won't like it.

Ha, Like you would keep playing it for very long anyway. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: So God Hand is pretty much the best Beat 'em up ever.   Sun Sep 13, 2009 5:10 am


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PostSubject: Re: So God Hand is pretty much the best Beat 'em up ever.   Sun Sep 13, 2009 6:38 am

IGN?

Moose are you just trying to piss me off?

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PostSubject: Re: So God Hand is pretty much the best Beat 'em up ever.   Sun Sep 13, 2009 8:07 am

lawl, IGN.
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PostSubject: Re: So God Hand is pretty much the best Beat 'em up ever.   Sun Sep 13, 2009 5:12 pm

Lmao, Moose.
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PostSubject: Re: So God Hand is pretty much the best Beat 'em up ever.   Sun Sep 13, 2009 5:26 pm

Clearly Party Babyz is the better game.

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