Pokemon Blue: Being for the Benefit of Mr. Oak - COMPLETED [SSLP]

- Named Sarbud; Rival: Douche
- Started Game
- Chose Bulbasaur & defeated Douche
- Bought 15 Pokeballs
- Caught Lvl 4 Rattata, nicknamed Raditz
- Caught Lvl 3 Pidgey, forgot to nickname it
- Released Bulbasaur into the wild
- Powerleveled Raditz and Pidgey on Route 1 & 2 to Level 10 each.
- Battle Douche on Route 22
- Raditz crushes both of Douche's pokemon with ease, I win
- Off to a good start, I enter Viridian Forest....

- Blitzed through Viridian Forest, killing every trainer I could find with Pidgey's Gust. Pidgey is now Level 13.
- Powerleveled Pidgey and Raditz on Route... uh...
- Aw hell, I forgot the Town Map
- Backtrack to Pallet so I can steal map from Douche's sister: Vagina.
- Powerleveled Pidgey and Raditz on Route 2 until Pidgey is level 15 and Raditz is level 13.
- Enter Viridian Gym, can my Normal Pokemon stand up to the might of the Rock Type? The first trainer challenges me, what terrible rock pokemon will I have to face...

- Okay... Diglett is a Ground Type but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.
- Raditz attack!!
- Hell yeah, Raditz crushes the Diglett.
- Ok his next pokemon is...

- What the hell!? Sandshrew? Did this kid get kicked out of Viridian and just settled in the nearest place? Am I facing the equivalent of a Pokemon Gippo?
- Raditz kill this Gypsey Bastard!

- Go back to eating my neighbour's dogs you prick.
- Quick jog to the Pokecentre to revitalize Raditz.
- TIME TO BATTLE BROCK THE ROCK TYPE TRAINER

- Let's g- Why aren't you wearing a shirt?
- Nevermind. Raditz, destroy his tumor-ridden Geodude!

- Oh shi-

- RADITZ YOU SUCK!

- Good job Pidgey! And you gained a level, way to totally emasculate Raditz!
- Time to break Onyx!

- After 5 minutes of Gust, Sand Attack and Potions; Pidgey was triumphant!

- Quick, Pidgey! He's out of pokemon, peck out his eyes!!
- With the Boulderbadge safetly in my hands after taking it from Brock's bloody corpse; I head down Route 3, what dangers lie in wait in Mt. Moon?

- Determined to make Raditz a man, I forced him to fight every single battle on Route 3. He's now level 17.
- FINALLY on to Mt. Moon...

- Several trainer battles later, Raditz reaches level 20. I punch him with the B button until he stops evolving.

- wut

- Oh! Okay.
- After I kick his ass, he is surprisingly polite and gives me some money. I'm suprised he didn't just shoot me.
- At Level 18, I stopped Pidgey from evolving too.

- HELL YEAH HE DID, HIGH FIVE!!

- Yes! Another Normal Type! Prepare for a lifetime of slavery!

- Gotcha.

- Yes.

- >:O

- Finally made it Cerulean. This seems like a good place to stop for today.

- I'm gonna destroy you.


- Crap, I forgot about Nikku. Oh well, the power of courage and friendship will surely let us wi-


- Damn


- Bitch is gonna get beaten up by a little kid


- WOOPAH
- Level gain


- Oh snap, pwned.
- Emulator shut down AGAIN. Luckily, not as much as a setback.
- The battle went exactly the same, so let's continue:


- And this is only my SECOND strongest pokemon.


- Pidgey is a beast.


- Pidgey, he still has his eyes....


- Attack!


- Shut up.


- Huh, well I wouldn't know anything about that officer. I just came to pick up the banaclava I dropped.
- I preceeded to powerlevel Nikku on Nugget Bridge, all the way up to Level 17.


- Seriously, I've defeated like three of you guys now, why haven't I been killed yet?


- And a donut, clearly.


- Yeah, I did. Go drown your sorrows in a KFC variety bucket you fat fuck.


- So I came all this way and the bastard isn't even here? Gawd.


- ...Meowth?


- Mummy says I shouldn't talk to strangers.


- That's Sarbud to you, pokefag.


- Gym Gym?


- Well that's an interesting theory.


- This gym is awesome.


- Take that anonymous gym henchmen!


- What the hell, were these people robbed by dinosaurs?


- Damn, you were standing in their backyard this whole time. The cops in Kanto really do suck.


- Well if you think I'm gonna return it then fuck you. Raditz, here's a present.


- Meowth, that's right!


- Sorry Pichu, but naming one pokemon after another would just annoy me.


- Hooray, I made it to Vermillion city and I uh... why is it red?


- Do you tell that to everyone who breaks into your house?


- Take a wild guess


- Oh.... now I'll feel guilty after I cut you...


- Hmm, wonder what this building could be.


- Oh hell, is this what this place is?! Shit I better get ou-


- No! I don't care! Dear christ, I'm stuck! Help me, anybody!


- Can't...breathe,losing brainspace.Grammar issuffering,urgh....


- the voices,I can hear them....ican see the glasswALl,there r giants out ther...


- daaaaisy,daisssssy,giv me ur anser bluuuuu....


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- Oh sure! Here you go.


- After having my mind torn out through my eyes, I make it aboard the S.S Anne.

- Well this place doesn't seem so ba- HOLY FUCK AN ASIAN


- Raditz already did the MGS joke.


- . . . Mew, is that you?!


- I can see why no one likes you. You dress like a Dickens Antagonist.


- C'mon Sly, I'll teach you how to be a bastard. Let's kill his only companion!


- Thatta boy.


- This guy has an unhealthy obsession with dogs, who, on reflection, may also be his sexual preference.


- I can always rely on Pidgey.


- LOL


- Pfft, like you would know. You haven't got any.


- I need an adult!


- Uh......huh. Weren't you Asian a couple of seconds ago?


- ARR!


- Then lock your goddamn door, dumbass.


- I smell failure.


- Oh, that explains it.


- Have I told you about my favorite Rapidash?


- Prepare to fight!


- Meowth, that's right.


- LOOT!!


- Sly's da man.
- FYI, Sly also clamps down on Kadabra too.


- Ohhh, this'll be close.


- Guess not.


- Hell yeah, bitchslapped him good.


- That's what you get for being an orphan, Douche.


- Are you coming onto me?!


- Gonna get a HM, gonna get a HM!


- Oh well you are getting on in years, maybe some kind stranger should put you out of your misery.


- HIS WHAT!? WHAT IS THIS GAME MAKING ME DO!?


*gently weeps*


- I feel dirty...


- Oh dear god, no!


- Y'know, that's just one letter away from 'HoM0'


- I hope you hit an iceberg, you bastard.

- Caught Bellspout and several other pokemon in order to get 10 pokemon needed for Flash.


- At least the guy who built this gym got it right.

-
- Gawd I hate puzzles.


- Dammit.


- Dammit.


- Dammit.


- FINE-ally


- I'm going to break him for this.


- I beg to differ you mohawked prick.


- At least he's wearing clothes...


- Despite it's type disadvantage, Pidgey will prev-


- You though Pidgey was gonna lose? Watch yo ass, boi!


- Uh oh.


- Well, bugger.


- Hell yeah Sly!


- Indeed.


- That Raichu was a right bastard. It obliterated my team.


- What the hell is Mishimi doing here?

- Crap, I completely forgot about this.
- I can't get to Lavender because of Mishimi's fat arse, so I have to go through Rock Tunnel.


- Did you know that Meowth's can learn Thunderbolt through TM? I sure as hell didn't.


- I need a Flash Slave.


- Told you.


- Oh fuck no. Cosplayers?! I thought translators censored you freaks!


- FIRE AWAAAAAAAAAY!!


- Holy crap! It was a reference!


- The translators were definitely taking the piss with this game.



- Implied rape?


- Mmmmm....


- The bitches are just cueing up for the Sarbud today.


- Yay, Lavender Town.


- Who licenses you? God?


- It's long overdue. But what should it be?


- Yup.
- Emulator crashed. To be continued later.


- So, what's this crap shack?


- Funny, my ex girlfriend used to say the same thing.


- ... rrrrrrrrright


- Oh mother fucker, how does he keep finding me?


- Maybe if I take it slow, I might just make it by...


- CQC!! Break his neck!


- Damn.

- i wil keel u


- Oh gawd, we've done this so many times now. Guess who wins?


- Surprise.


- What the fucking hell?! Eggs? His pokemon is a bunch of eggs?!


- I think the fact that I haven't made an egg pun makes a great statement about my maturity.


- Too bad he knows thunderbolt, bitch.


- Eggsellent.


- Is it like a cat or something?
- Thunderbolt + Pay Day = Dead Kadabra


- Seriously, I am just so much better than Douche.


- I sure scrambled his plans, huh?


- What did you expect?


- Oh yeah? Well you're a douche!


- Uh, hello? I'm over here.


- Seriously, be an asshole. But don't ignore me!


- What a cunt.

- Yes, yes. I delayed. Get over it.


- Time to explore this crypt.


- I'm not surprised she's crazy. I'd be mental too if I hung out in a graveyard full of dead animals.


- ... Is she holding a pair of FUCKING SHEARS?!


- This is totally fair.


- You guys need to stop doubting Kaiolino. He. Never. Loses. (Wing Attack works on ghosts for some reason.)


- I'll tell you what you're not doing. You're not coming any closer with those fucking shears.


- That's sounds like a Mew excuse to me.


- Dear god they're everywhere.


- I did not know Flash Slave could learn Teleport but what do you know?


- Sweet.


- AHH!


- No, I think you need to be hit some more.


- No you weren't.


- FUCK YOU!


- Who's footprints are these?


- !


- Thanks for being so bloody specific.


- If I encountered a ghost, I would not say 'Darn'.


- Oh that's bullshit. You killed all the other ghosts no problem!!


- I guess I have no choice, do I?


- So I guess I can't progress until I get a Silph Scope. To Celadon!



- Who wants to bet that this was originally an alcohol reference?


- That was quick, huh?


- Time for a new team member!


- But first, time to drop the extra weight....


- Buh-bye


- Buh-bye


- Right! New team member!


- Damn right I do.


- Yup.

- Let's go power train our new recruit.


- Yay.


- Blew what?




- ...k


- Playboy Mansion!? Oh boyoboyoboy!


- Oh what the fuck! Asshole!


- ...Alright then.


- You're a pathetic excuse for a guard.


- The fucker pulled a David Blane on me. I'll find him though.


- Hello.


- No way!


- I HAVE DECIPHERED THE SOURCE OF THIS MAGICIAN'S... MAGIC.


- For a secret base, it's pretty lacking in security. Then again, maybe they were relying on the full-proof 'poster plan'.


- If by 'broke into' you mean 'entered at a leisurely pace', then yes, I 'broke into' your operation. I broke the hell into your operation.


- Pwned.


- Goddammit there's a stairway in right over there.


- Yo yo, b-boy, Grunt dawg G. You gotta blap blap that powa majiga yea mother fucker 'ight?


- So.... Are these directions or what?


- WOAH HOLY SHIT!


- AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!


- Oh god, I have to do it again....


- Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo


- oooooooooooooooooooooooooo


- ooowhythehellwasn'tthisthesecuritysystemooooooo


- Phew.


- I decided to be nice and spared you guys the repetitiveness of that joke.


- I CAME TO SPREAD THE WORD OF JEHOVAH!


ALERT
99.99


- Damn, if only I had the Lift Key, I'd be able to continue. But where is it!


- ...


- Well if it isn't the head honcho, the big cheese, the godfather


- the top dog, the granddaddy of evil, el numero uno


- the... the.... oh I won? Good, I was running out.


- God fucking dammit, why do people always refuse eye contact!


- Yeah, like that's ever gonna happen.


- Dude, I just wtf pwned your leader. Get a fucking clue.
- Well, I've got the Silph Scope. But first...


- ... I have a gym gym leader to beat.


- As a matter of fact, it isn't. Plus we're inside and you're retarded.


- Can we please just fight?


- Kaiolino begs to differ.


- Sure does.


- Zero! Kill it with your muscled arms of death!


- I.... He jus-.... Dammit.


- Get'm Sly!


- Dat's how we roll nigger.


- Um... Sly! Attack that.... Attack that.... pubic... bush.


- Good job, Sly! Now go wash your hands.


- Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!


- Watch this.


- Missed it. That's what I get for blinking.


- Hell yeah those who didn't die like failures.


- Dun de nenene NER NER. N-n-n-n-n-ner ner.


- Who ya gonna call?


- GHOSTBUSTERS!!


- We'll see about that!


- JESUS CHRIST IT'S WEARING A SKULL!


- Hell yeah! Zero just killed a ghost!



- Wow, how G rated can you be?


- TO SPREAD THE WORD OF JE- Oh, did it already.


- I will.


- I'm supposed to be saving somebody? Who? I hope she's hot.


- GOKU!?!


- Oh dear fugly....


- I really, really didn't.


- How did we get here so goddamn quick?


- Money?
- No, just a Pokeflute....
- But that means....


- Hello Mishimi, it's been awhile...

- Sure does.


- Cuz I'm just that bitchin'


- Let's catch this mutha


- That looks suspiciously like a sexual position.


- I sure did.


- Dammit.


- Maybe this time.


- Dammit.


- Third time's the charm.


- Finally.


- Sure do.


- Now, here's my dilemma: I don't want to call it Mishimi, since.... I dunno. Just like calling a pokemon 'Pichu', I don't think it works. So...


- Yup.


- Well, according to my stats screen. Koga is my next target. However, I always do Saffron next so let's do that.



- Sigh. So by giving this dude a glass of water, he'll let me through. To Celadon.


- These are the only vending machines in the entire world.


- He doesn't deserve a 'soda'.


- It's behind a tree.... That's not much of a secret.


- Money?
- No, it's HM02, so now my bird pokemon can fly.


- Yeah, your twin told me.


- Take it you greedy bastard.


- Yay.


- And I'm here.

- "Hey Sarbud where have yo-", "I've been watching The Batman... yeah"


- Backtracking, yay! Damn you, Chrona.


- We have just encountered the in-game representation of 'Nikku'.


- *corner of mouth twitches*


- NO! Chou has proven himself unworthy of a position in Team Sarbud. Thus, we will have to seek out Chou's doppleganger.


- That was easy.


- Ew.... Chou. Prove your worth one last time, and win!


- Good show.


- Of course.


- Who is the same as Chou in everyway? Well that should be obvious.


- Who could it be? Who could it be?!


- Here it comes...!


- Yup.


- That's more like it.


- Of what?


- This gym is open....


- ...


- Holy fucking shit. This guy's a black belt? How the hell am I supposed to win?


- Oh, how silly of me to think that a master of martial arts would actually enter into hand-to-hand combat.


- NONNY!!! LET'S. KICK. SOME. ICE!!!


- AHAHAAAAA, BURN MOTHERFUCKER!!!


- I say this for everyone: Chou who?


- Does this mean I'm, like, a black belt too now?


- I pulled a Batman on his ass.


- Hoargh! No!


- I've already challenged them. Challenged and crushed.


- Fwaaa???


- I hope you have an.... ice day.


- As has been established previously.


- ?


- Screw 'dat.


- In broad daylight? Standing up?


- I have broken into an heavily guarded (?) Office Building for reasons I forget.
- Let's go kick some ice.

- blah blah Jehovah blah blah


- Dear christ, that pokemon is unnecessarily erotic.


- AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA *snort* HAHAHAHAHA


- ....ewwwwwwww


- I bet that makes you feel better about being a negligible cog.


- Umm... leave?


- What the fuck is a goddamn Juggler doing in a hostage situation?


- See? This is why you're a Grunt.


- 2 down.


- ???



- Is that a reference? I hope it's a reference.


- 3 down.


- Say hello, Raditz.


- OH. FUCK. OFF


- NO THEY WON'T, FUCKER.


- Will you be joining me? *eye brow raise*


- 8(


- I was liberating the hostages. You presumebly just waltzed past them, you bastard.


- *exhales through nose*


- She's a maniac, maniac!


- On the floor!


- And she's dancin' like she's never danced before!


- It's been such a long time....


- I think I should be going... yeah.


- Blah blah blah, you're a douche, go away.


- I was ready like, 4 updates ago.


- Oh yeah, well.... I am... too.


- Pfft, what? So you'll be waiting for me there, as well? Like that's ever gonna happen.


- I hope you're not turning into a faggot.


- You're a faggot.


- I don't recall ever telling you my name.


- How about Rock Paper Scissors, instead? At least then I have a chance of victory.


- TIME PARADOX


- Fix'd


- Give it three years. Chrona will do you guys in eventually.


- How? As the Viridian Gym Leader? I'd like to see that!


- Money?


- Money!


- IS IT MONEY?!


- .............. MOTHER FUC- WAIT! I HAVE AN IDEA!!


- OGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

- I'M MAKING THIS POST ON THE TOILET!!


- I know no-one asked, but I just feel I should mention it.


- Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


- Girl or guy? You decide.


- You speak good.


- Hawtness.


- Did you envision me taking off my pants? *zzzzzzzzzip*


- Why do they always have whips......


- Duel!


- Earthquake > Kadabra


- I like to imagine that Paul looks like Mr. Mime.


- C'mon Nonny, you defeated everyone else. Just one more....


- THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU HAD A SENSE OF HUMOR


- See, I bet Sly would laugh at that pic.


- Did you really expect me to lose?


- Well, as long a you're being polite...



- THERE IS A MAN CEMENTED INTO THAT WALL!!!


- A hallucination?!


- FORM OF....!!


- A WINGED FALCON!!!


- AWAY!!


- ...What? Is there something on my face?


- Just remembering what I had to go through to get this...


- ROKE JEPEAT


- Oh shi- An Asian Bike Gang.


- You look like a birdtrainer. That's not a joke, he seriously does.


- At what? You're humiliating defeat or your ridiculous haircut?


- You have a motorcycle, what's wrong with you?


- KURIRIN?


- Deep Purple reference? Let's defeat him and find out.


- Guess not. I'm almost disappointed.


- It's....pink.


- Time for some new pokemon!


- It's....pink.


- lol
- It ran away....


- Oooooooooooooh.


- OH MY GOD HAX!!!1


- Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


- *shrug*


- I know it isn't going to be money. Just give me the HM.


- Finally.


- Hax again.


- You know who it's gonna be...


- Yup.


- :/


-


- Phew, that was lucky.


- Back to Fuchsia....


- Oh great, another trainer battle....


- !

- My mother's vagina?


- Still don't know why a Juggler is in a Ninja Gym.


- Thanks for sharing.


- Hi there.


- I like his little cape.


- CSS is a beast. Koffing was level 37.


- C'mon, defeat that... pile of... poo.


- Wow, CSS just doesn't lose...


- ...


- REVENGE!!!!!!!


- You can do eet.


- Bullshit. He self-destructed.


- I guess....


- .... I just noticed, he doesn't have a nose...


- He doesn't really laugh again. I just think it's funny if I depict him as a nutter.


- I've found my new pokemon.


- Yay.


- Those are some pretty crappy stats....


- To Cinnabar!


- I see no problem with entering that cave.


- Da da daaaaaaaaaaaaaa!


- I disagree.


- You were the size of a goddamn Pidgey a second ago!
- I guess I have to kill it...


- Easier said than done.


- This is so broken.


- Thank god for Nonny's crazy high defense stats.


- Cinnabar.


- Need to find a key...


- Urgh, puzzles.


- A midget....?


- Oho, no. I'm not falling for THAT again.


- Found the key.


- Blaine sure is bald and fat.


- I saved you the trouble of seeing Raditz crush them all with Dig.


- Da da daaaaaaaaaaaa!


- Just surfing innocently, nothing untoward...


- lol wut


- To Viridian.


- Yay, puzzles.


- Da da daaaaaaaaaa!


- DUN DUN DUN


- Good job, no one would ever come in here.


- One more time.


- One Hit Kill


- One Hit Kill


- Three Hit Kill


- Three Hit Kill


- Three Hit Kill


- No it wasn't. CSS fucking stomped you.


- Liar.


- He's gone.... FOREVER.


- Wait.... what? Why is Douche here? I fought him here already!


- This is very strange....


- Let's go then.


- Of course he does.


- CSS is a beast.


- Normal Pokemon FTW!


- Kicking ass...


- Surprise, surprise.


- Is anyone else as bored of Douche fights as me?


- You'll never be a Pokemon Champion battling like that.


- Fuck you! I just obliterated your entire team.


- Finally.


- Ehhh, I forgot about this part.


- I have to kill this one too.


- Okay, after all that. I've reached Indigo Plateau.


- Alright, time to slam dunk this mutha.

- Well, first up is an ice trainer.


- God?! Is that you?!


- Holy kryptonite, Batman! We best get ready!


- I like her glasses...


- Erm, level gap?
- Oh, the music? That's all in your head.


- Chrona rocks


- Does lightning strike twice?


- Strength + Fire Blast (for the burn) is a godsend.


- C'mon, just three more...


- Slowbro just kept using Amnesia....


- Fire Blast'd straight to hell.
- Switched for safety


- Thunderbolt time


- Blizzard = Cheap


- ...


- *peace sign*


- 1 down, 3 to go.


- Wow, she's cold... as ice.


- Next is Bruno.

- 'Sup


- HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?!


- FWAHAHAHAHA


- Look how tiny his right bicep is compared his forearm.... Reminds me of Popeye.


- Oh crap, yeah, Chrona's nearly dead.


- Time to surf, baby.


- Nigga please.


- This'd be an awesome match to see in motion.


- POW


- BIFF


- THWAPP


- CLUNK


- SHAZAAM!!


- See?


- Let's see if you still have it!


- Tee hee


- TEE HEE


- I love spamming attacks


- Hooray!


- Man, look at those stats, they're rubbish.




- Speaks for itself, really.


- C'mon, fatty!


- Dat's how it's mother fucking done, yo!


- Perhaps distribute masturbation between both hands....?


- 'k.


- I definitely know what song I'LL be using. :]

- Breaking out the Full Restores and Max Revives.


- 'Sup


- Can I please just kick her cane out from under her and move on?


- Chrona ain't afraid of no ghosts.


- She switched pokemon.


- Golbat is not a ghost.


- Thunderbolt time.


- This isn't working. Time to switch.


- She keeps switching, goddamnit.


- Two down.


- It's not getting away this time.


- Earthquake > The World


- Not a ghost.


- Another one?


- I had to revive him, but Nonny sure does get the job done.


- Okay, just don't start talking about Oak again.

- Wheeeeee I'm not controlling the character wheeeeeeeeee


- IT'S A TRAP!!!


- Ha! I can be nonchalant and disinterested too!


- Oh, I get it.


- Sadly, that sounds like something I'd say.


- I like his cape.


- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!


- Beeeeeeeroken.


- Sly cleans up the trash.


- I really should have leveled my pokemon more...


- That was so close.


- Again, reeeeeally close.


- Sure, he has an ancient extinct pokemon. That's totally acceptable.


- ... Do you want to see my current team?


- Mmhmm.


- My best shot.


- Hyper Beam = Cheap


- I have too many Max Revives.


- Ice Beam > Dragons


- Boyakosha


- Aw bull.


- Of course he did. So who is it?


- ...


- ...

- Sure, if we're strictly talking about levels.


- Spiffy jacket.


- That's 19 levels difference! Can Chrona pull though?


- Yes, yes he can.


- This is somewhat more even...


- Fucking Recover.


- Thank god for Surf.


- Gawd, we all know Kaio's gonna leave. His defense is pathetic.


- Yup.


- Cleans up trash like NOBODIES business.


- Two hit kill. Sly rocks.


- Our last battle. Nonny VS. Charizard. It all comes down to this.


- That was surprisingly easy.


- Your jacket doesn't help you much now, huh!?


- Oh my god, please have a mental breakdown!


- Hahahaha!!


- *epic finger point* Because..... *camera zooms in on my face* You're an orphan!


- ?


- I sure did!


- Haha, I bet Douche wants to kill himself now!


- ....Why?


- Following an elderly man out of public eye, I see no problem with this.


- Room Transistion.... or.....?


- SURPRISE!!

- Alright then you spineless old bastard, I'll destroy your team and then get Hall of Fame'd.


- What? Tauros was tough. Took down Chrona no problem.


- This is getting difficult....


- *camera zooms in on face* Surfs up!


- Just a few more.


- So THAT'S what happened to the Squirtle Douche and I left in his lab.


- It had an awesome level! *salutes*


- His last pokemon...


- SLY DID IT!!!!


- That's what you get for indirectly creating Douche, you prick.


- OFukcingRLY?


- You son of a bitch, stop trying to act like you didn't just fight me!


- Damn, I pose good.


- DA DA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

- Pretty much my 'second-string' pokemon. Very balanced stats but is overshadowed by CSS.



- Nice Speed Stats.



- Sucks. Pretty much useless in battle other than fly. :[



- Speed Stats are all right. Dig, Hyper Fang and Blizzard make him a bastard to fight though.



- Amazing Attack Stat.



- Best Pokemon. Just look at those stats at level 47!