What would you do if your son was at home

Crying all alone on his bedroom floor 'cause he's hungry,
And the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money
And his daddy's gone somewhere smokin' rock now
In and out of lock down
I ain't got a job now
So for you this is just a good time
But for me this is what I call life
Mmm.

I'd bitch slap him. He has a perfectly good carpet to eat.