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PostSubject: So uh... is Ash still 10?   Wed Mar 28, 2012 8:08 am

Because he's been 10 years old for fifteen years now.

And he's still no closer to being a pokemon master.
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PostSubject: Re: So uh... is Ash still 10?   Wed Mar 28, 2012 8:11 am

Pikachu's experience points get reset at the start of every new arc. And Pikachu is a pretty bad Pokemon to begin with.
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PostSubject: Re: So uh... is Ash still 10?   Wed Mar 28, 2012 8:13 am

The best explanation I saw, you've probably already seen this, but was that Ash was actually rendered comatose by the Spearow who attacked him and Pikachu, and everything after that took place in his head. Which is why Pikachu can thunderbolt a Rhydon and KO it, Ash is perpetually 10, his skill and pokemon's levels decrease at the start of every season, etc.

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PostSubject: Re: So uh... is Ash still 10?   Wed Mar 28, 2012 8:16 am

Why is Ash still 10?

Who the fuck knows.
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PostSubject: Re: So uh... is Ash still 10?   Wed Mar 28, 2012 9:18 am

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The best explanation I saw, you've probably already seen this, but was that Ash was actually rendered comatose by the Spearow who attacked him and Pikachu, and everything after that took place in his head. Which is why Pikachu can thunderbolt a Rhydon and KO it, Ash is perpetually 10, his skill and pokemon's levels decrease at the start of every season, etc.

Ash is actually a 25 year old washout who - unable to cope with his constant failure and inability to succeed in accomplishing his dreams of becoming a Pokemon master - regularly reinvents himself as an idealistic 10 year old rookie fresh out of Pallet Town after every major tournament. This unnerving coping mechanism has unfortunately encouraged several non-platonic relationships with prepubescent girls over the years and Ash's name has been discreetly added to several sex-offender registers - automatically disqualifying him from participating in any officially sanctioned competition by the Pokemon League. This ruling is known to be a constant source of shame for the citizens of Pallet Town, who in recent years have sought to distance themselves from their old image as an outset of sorts for new Pokemon trainers to instead focus on their burgeoning fishing industry. Consequently, Pallet Town has one of the lowest annual turnouts for the Kanto League challenge and the number is steadily dropping each year.

Ash's sex offender status has made it increasing difficult for him to travel within many of the regions that border his home province of Kanto, so he has resorted to journeying further and further beyond his comfort zone in search of 'adventure'. Attempts to apprehend Ash are discouraged due to his unpredictable nature and his penchant for travelling with young children. On multiple occasions, Ash has been known to use these companions as hostages in order to facilitate his escape. He is currently at large.



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PostSubject: Re: So uh... is Ash still 10?   Wed Mar 28, 2012 9:19 am

Ash just sucks...
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PostSubject: Re: So uh... is Ash still 10?   Wed Mar 28, 2012 9:22 am

is he targeting a black girl now cause he thinks it will attract less attention?
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PostSubject: Re: So uh... is Ash still 10?   Wed Mar 28, 2012 9:23 am

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Ash just sucks...

do you know from first hand experience?
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PostSubject: Re: So uh... is Ash still 10?   Wed Mar 28, 2012 9:26 am

He doesn't target girls.
Ash, being as dumb as bricks, has never once made a move on the hot pieces of jail that venture with him every other series. Misty even made it painfully obvious that she craves "teh cawk."


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PostSubject: Re: So uh... is Ash still 10?   Wed Mar 28, 2012 9:27 am

Captain Cuddles wrote:
Bring On The Rain wrote:
Ash just sucks...

do you know from first hand experience?

In more ways than one.
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PostSubject: Re: So uh... is Ash still 10?   Wed Mar 28, 2012 2:27 pm

Skip wrote:
The best explanation I saw, you've probably already seen this, but was that Ash was actually rendered comatose by the Spearow who attacked him and Pikachu, and everything after that took place in his head. Which is why Pikachu can thunderbolt a Rhydon and KO it, Ash is perpetually 10, his skill and pokemon's levels decrease at the start of every season, etc.
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PostSubject: Re: So uh... is Ash still 10?   Wed Mar 28, 2012 7:13 pm

Whatever happened to Gary? Is he still retired? I miss his badass umbreon and how he traeted Ash like a bitch.
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PostSubject: Re: So uh... is Ash still 10?   Wed Mar 28, 2012 9:56 pm

he grew up and moved on with his life
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PostSubject: Re: So uh... is Ash still 10?   Wed Mar 28, 2012 11:19 pm

What a tool. He could have been Veridian City gym leader.
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PostSubject: Re: So uh... is Ash still 10?   Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:18 am

My favorite episode of Pokemon is when Team Rocket decided capturing Pokemon was fucking gay, and decided to systematically murder them all with chemical weapons
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PostSubject: Re: So uh... is Ash still 10?   Thu Mar 29, 2012 6:45 am

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PostSubject: Re: So uh... is Ash still 10?   Thu Mar 29, 2012 7:05 am

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Skip wrote:
The best explanation I saw, you've probably already seen this, but was that Ash was actually rendered comatose by the Spearow who attacked him and Pikachu, and everything after that took place in his head. Which is why Pikachu can thunderbolt a Rhydon and KO it, Ash is perpetually 10, his skill and pokemon's levels decrease at the start of every season, etc.
Inception, an hour of dream world is five minutes in the real world
Why on earth would you apply rules from a different fictional universe, that makes no sense. Not to mention it's wrong in our universe anyway, and also the fact that it wouldn't fucking matter even if you did. So bearing all that in mind, what was the point of your post?

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PostSubject: Re: So uh... is Ash still 10?   Thu Mar 29, 2012 7:22 am

um do you really need to ask knowing who it is?
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PostSubject: Re: So uh... is Ash still 10?   Thu Mar 29, 2012 7:35 am

Captain Cuddles wrote:
um do you really need to ask knowing who it is?
Oh right, Dr. Faust is Aziz isn't he. Yeah good point.

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PostSubject: Re: So uh... is Ash still 10?   Thu Mar 29, 2012 2:03 pm

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Red is clearly gary though, he got 10 badges.

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PostSubject: Re: So uh... is Ash still 10?   Thu Mar 29, 2012 5:29 pm

Red is manly as fuck.

I think the fabulous butler guy in the newest Pokémon should replace Ash as the main character.
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PostSubject: Re: So uh... is Ash still 10?   Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:37 pm

Zero wrote:
Is Red from the manga?
Didn't Ash catch more than 10? Or does that mean letting them off the hook is
The point of Ash never being alone was worth mentioning
Skip wrote:
Why on earth would you apply rules from a different fictional universe, that makes no sense. Not to mention it's wrong in our universe anyway, and also the fact that it wouldn't fucking matter even if you did. So bearing all that in mind, what was the point of your post?
The dream theory, and dream time
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PostSubject: Re: So uh... is Ash still 10?   Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:59 pm

Dr. Faust wrote:
Is Red from the manga?
get out
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PostSubject: Re: So uh... is Ash still 10?   Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:01 pm

Rockstar_Bob wrote:
Dr. Faust wrote:
Is Red from the manga?
get out

In a sense, he's right actually. But still... Neutral
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PostSubject: Re: So uh... is Ash still 10?   Sat Mar 31, 2012 7:53 pm

Red from the games, who you play as in RBY and the last dude you face in GS. The manga Red is badass too. But I prefer Blue and hate Yellow.. I'm pretty sure manga Red had poliwrath and aerodactyle, its been a while since I read the manga.

Ash has caught more than ten sure, but he only uses 6 at a time to travel with unless Charizard comes back or he's in a leage battle.
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