Why does the movie industry hate me?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampires_Suck

WHYYYYYYYY

"Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer"

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i'm gonna go with because there like everyone else?

lol

Thats a fairly craptacular resume, how are these guys still in the movie industry is the better question

Quote :

"Friedberg and Seltzer do not practice the same craft as P.T. Anderson, David Cronenberg, Michael Bay, Kevin Costner, the Zucker Brothers, the Wayans Brothers, Uwe Boll, any dad who takes shaky home movies on a camping trip, or a bear who turns on a video camera by accident while trying to eat it. They are not filmmakers. They are evildoers, charlatans, symbols of Western civilization's decline..."

lol

Really though, fuck this. I'm all for taking the piss out of Twilight but, in general, I love vampire movies. They just crossed another line.

Quote :

"Friedberg and Seltzer do not practice the same craft as P.T. Anderson, David Cronenberg, Michael Bay, Kevin Costner, the Zucker Brothers, the Wayans Brothers, Uwe Boll, any dad who takes shaky home movies on a camping trip, or a bear who turns on a video camera by accident while trying to eat it. They are not filmmakers. They are evildoers, charlatans, symbols of Western civilization's decline..."

Quote :

"Writer/directors Friedberg and Seltzer are a scourge. They’re a plague on our cinematic landscape, a national shame, a danger to our culture, a typhoon-sized natural disaster disguised as a filmmaking team, a Hollywood monster wreaking havoc on the minds of America’s youth and setting civilization back thousands of years."

Quote :

"Most of it is just referring to whatever movie is popular at the time - and they keep getting worse with every film... I drank, I beat myself silly, I touched substances that I would never imagine doing before or ever again just to prepare for this movie, and it didn't help at all."

These guys are the hitler of movies.

Oh fuck no

Oh FUCK no

OH FUCK NO

OH FUCK NO

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I don't see why you'd like TF2, but hate this.

Because TF2 is nowhere near as bad as these, NOWHERE NEAR AS BAD.

Are we referring to Transformers or Team Fortress?

Transformers, of course.

These guys make Michael Bay look like Stanley Kubrick