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Baal
Shut Up and Jam
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Age : 24
|  Subject: Why does the movie industry hate me?  Wed Aug 04, 2010 2:30 am | |
| http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampires_Suck
WHYYYYYYYY |
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A_Nonny_Moose
Live Free or Don't
Posts : 22112
Joined : 2008-08-01
| | Subject: Re: Why does the movie industry hate me? Wed Aug 04, 2010 2:35 am | |
| "Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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PSN: A_Nonny_Moose
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Superbuu3
Raziel
Posts : 40999
Joined : 2008-07-31
Age : 2016
Location : Nosgoth
| | Subject: Re: Why does the movie industry hate me? Wed Aug 04, 2010 2:38 am | |
| i'm gonna go with because there like everyone else? _________________ Stop trying to save the world and get a hobby. - Neo wrote:
- Kids shouldn't be exposed to sonic fans, they might become one.
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My youtube channel, let's plays and trophy videos:
https://www.youtube.com/user/superbuu3 |
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brandon
Basement Butterfly
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Joined : 2008-08-04
Age : 28
| | Subject: Re: Why does the movie industry hate me? Wed Aug 04, 2010 2:38 am | |
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A_Nonny_Moose
Live Free or Don't
Posts : 22112
Joined : 2008-08-01
| | Subject: Re: Why does the movie industry hate me? Wed Aug 04, 2010 2:42 am | |
| http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_Friedberg_and_Aaron_Seltzer
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Superbuu3
Raziel
Posts : 40999
Joined : 2008-07-31
Age : 2016
Location : Nosgoth
| | Subject: Re: Why does the movie industry hate me? Wed Aug 04, 2010 2:45 am | |
| Thats a fairly craptacular resume, how are these guys still in the movie industry is the better question _________________ Stop trying to save the world and get a hobby. - Neo wrote:
- Kids shouldn't be exposed to sonic fans, they might become one.
- Spoiler:
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My youtube channel, let's plays and trophy videos:
https://www.youtube.com/user/superbuu3 |
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Neo
CP9 Agent
Posts : 6602
Joined : 2009-11-17
Age : 23
Location : Australia
| | Subject: Re: Why does the movie industry hate me? Wed Aug 04, 2010 2:46 am | |
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- "Friedberg and Seltzer do not practice the same craft as P.T. Anderson, David Cronenberg, Michael Bay, Kevin Costner, the Zucker Brothers, the Wayans Brothers, Uwe Boll, any dad who takes shaky home movies on a camping trip, or a bear who turns on a video camera by accident while trying to eat it. They are not filmmakers. They are evildoers, charlatans, symbols of Western civilization's decline..."
lol
Really though, fuck this. I'm all for taking the piss out of Twilight but, in general, I love vampire movies. They just crossed another line. |
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Baal
Shut Up and Jam
Posts : 26838
Joined : 2008-07-31
Age : 24
| | Subject: Re: Why does the movie industry hate me? Wed Aug 04, 2010 2:47 am | |
| - Quote :
- "Friedberg and Seltzer do not practice the same craft as P.T. Anderson, David Cronenberg, Michael Bay, Kevin Costner, the Zucker Brothers, the Wayans Brothers, Uwe Boll, any dad who takes shaky home movies on a camping trip, or a bear who turns on a video camera by accident while trying to eat it. They are not filmmakers. They are evildoers, charlatans, symbols of Western civilization's decline..."
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- "Writer/directors Friedberg and Seltzer are a scourge. They’re a plague on our cinematic landscape, a national shame, a danger to our culture, a typhoon-sized natural disaster disguised as a filmmaking team, a Hollywood monster wreaking havoc on the minds of America’s youth and setting civilization back thousands of years."
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- "Most of it is just referring to whatever movie is popular at the time - and they keep getting worse with every film... I drank, I beat myself silly, I touched substances that I would never imagine doing before or ever again just to prepare for this movie, and it didn't help at all."
These guys are the hitler of movies. |
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raditz
Scratchin' Bastard
Posts : 11756
Joined : 2008-08-01
Age : 24
| | Subject: Re: Why does the movie industry hate me? Wed Aug 04, 2010 1:36 pm | |
| Oh fuck no
Oh FUCK no
OH FUCK NO
OH FUCK NO
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK |
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Kaio
Internet Celebrity
Posts : 13812
Joined : 2008-07-31
Age : 25
| | Subject: Re: Why does the movie industry hate me? Wed Aug 04, 2010 3:45 pm | |
| I don't see why you'd like TF2, but hate this. |
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Baal
Shut Up and Jam
Posts : 26838
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Age : 24
| | Subject: Re: Why does the movie industry hate me? Wed Aug 04, 2010 4:29 pm | |
| Because TF2 is nowhere near as bad as these, NOWHERE NEAR AS BAD. |
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Neo
CP9 Agent
Posts : 6602
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Age : 23
Location : Australia
| | Subject: Re: Why does the movie industry hate me? Wed Aug 04, 2010 4:54 pm | |
| Are we referring to Transformers or Team Fortress? |
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Baal
Shut Up and Jam
Posts : 26838
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Age : 24
| | Subject: Re: Why does the movie industry hate me? Wed Aug 04, 2010 4:58 pm | |
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raditz
Scratchin' Bastard
Posts : 11756
Joined : 2008-08-01
Age : 24
| | Subject: Re: Why does the movie industry hate me? Wed Aug 04, 2010 4:59 pm | |
| These guys make Michael Bay look like Stanley Kubrick |
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raditz
Scratchin' Bastard
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Age : 24
| | Subject: Re: Why does the movie industry hate me? Wed Aug 04, 2010 5:14 pm | |
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Zero
The Hero
Posts : 4721
Joined : 2008-08-07
Age : 26
Location : McNeil Village
| | Subject: Re: Why does the movie industry hate me? Wed Aug 04, 2010 7:32 pm | |
| Hooray for Team Edward fangirl getting smashed in the face.
But in all seriousness. Another one of these? Ah well. |
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