Who here hates Ash Ketchum?

I wish I can see Broly blast ASS Ketchum with his planet busting attack. no, pummel his face in first, then toss him around into buildings, clothesline him, break his limbs, snap his spine THEN VAPORIZE HIM WITH HIS PLANET BUSTING ATTACK.

over-kill? HELL YEAH

i was indifferent to him

brock and james were legends though

He wants to be the master and yet he hasnt caught a single rare pokemon. Or won a competition from what I've seen.

Not to mention the only two strong pokemon I remember him having were Charizard and Tauros.

didn't chari want to kill him

He does that to play around, now he protects him after he sent him off for training (and sometimes blasts him)

He died for your sins, And the tears of Pokemon has brought him back to life.

Christmas_Dio wrote:

He died for your sins, And the tears of Pokemon has brought him back to life.

Pokemon = jesus

that was pretty funny

I HAD TO SEND ABOUT A MILLION POST CARDS TO WIN THAT HAT!

Brock and James were awesome.
Ash I got no opinion on

Ash is a retard who willingly gives his Pokemon away (CHARIZARD!) then cries like a bitch about it.

.......BROCK IS LEGEND!

even in the new one i saw him get his "punch and drag away when hitting on somone" and i laughed my ass off.....he never gets a break XDDD

Kaio wrote:

Ash is a retard who willingly gives his Pokemon away (CHARIZARD!) then cries like a bitch about it.

I thought Charizard's still his and just lives in some Charizard place where it trains and shit or something. Basically it still comes back to him from time to time.

Now two pokemon specifically never returning(or at least to my knowledge since it's been like 4435645758 episodes since I stopped watching like every other classic fan) were Pigeot and Primeape(Primeape being given away made me cry manly tears at the gigantic waste it was). Oh yeah and Butterfree going off to mate and stuff.

Seriously doesn't Ash ever think about THOSE ones?

Did Squirtle come back then?

I stopped watching when Squirtle left and the bitch didn't even cry about it.

I really doubt it. All I remember is like 9 years ago Squirtle left and joined some gay ass Squirtle fire brigade.

That was his old gang, mang.

So you're saying his old gang conveniently reuintes with him out of nowhere in the most unlikely place but became faggots in the process?

i didn't see all that many episodes
i do remember squirtle joining and leaving, charizard leaving and thinking bulbasaur died

bulbasaur is at oaks lab it showed it in a few episodes when ash talked to the fag pedobear named oak

xalas wrote:

bulbasaur is at oaks lab it showed it in a few episodes when ash talked to the fag pedobear named oak

Motherfucker be dissin' Oak?

Sora wrote:

xalas wrote:

bulbasaur is at oaks lab it showed it in a few episodes when ash talked to the fag pedobear named oak

Motherfucker be dissin' Oak?

fuck yeah i be dissin pedoak he be hitten on ass ketchups hot mom milfy >_>

...do you know what a pedo is?

no shit sherlock

i called him pedo cause hes a person giving pokemon to 10 year olds all the damn time no telling how many of them ended up being molested by chester the molester oak a doke

Dun be dissin' on muthafuckin' Oak, son.