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SimianWonder We are Legion

Posts: 2021 Points: 1132 Joined: 2008-10-12 Age: 29 Location: Old People's home
 | Subject: Guilty pleasures? Mon Jun 01, 2009 7:07 pm | |
| You know, games that you shouldn't really like, but you just can't help it. Games that get universally panned, and all your mates just say 'oh, that's rubbish' because they've read it somewhere and it got 30% on metacritic or somesuch. I only ask because I've recently been replaying Jaws Unleashed on the PS2 (though through my PS3 naturally), and while it got largely negative reviews, I'm having an absolute blast. Yes, the graphics aren't great, there's lots of glitches and clipping, and the gameplay during some of the story missions is silly. (Why does Jaws need a bloody keycard to open a door?! He's a bloody huge shark capable (in game at least) of taking down an oil rig, smashing boats into nothingness, and yet he can't open one door? No, he can't. He has to grab a scientist in his mouth, and hope said scientist has the keycard. Lame.) The odd rubbish story mission aside though, it's like GTA underwater. You've got a huge amount of ocean to swim around in, and no matter how many people you kill there's always plenty more, and the controls are pretty much spot on. You see, simply swimming around and being Jaws is far more satisfying than it has any right to be. You can do just about anything, and the game even has a dismemberment engine, meaning that a bite will affect it's victim differently depending on where it hits. You can almost make a mini-game of it. How many limbs can you remove before they die? I still find it funny to drag people underwater, to hear them gasping for breath,and then to release them and watch them furiously struggle for air. You can even smack them with your tail, sending them flying fifty odd feet. Hardly realistic, but bloody good fun. So, yeah, that's one of my guilty pleasures. I shouldn't like it, but I do. A bit like 80s pop really. _________________ Ignorance is the night of the mind, but a night without moon or star ~ Confucius
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Kaio LOOOOOOOOCKE!!!!

Posts: 6627 Points: 1849 Joined: 2008-07-31 Age: 18 Location: Moar liek when
 | Subject: Re: Games you liked that were blatently shit Mon Jun 01, 2009 8:20 pm | |
| Official Olympic games. They get burned in every single review, but me and my friends always have fun with the games for weeks. _________________  Mission accomplished.  |
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A_Nonny_Moose Live Free or Don't

Posts: 9128 Points: 2842 Joined: 2008-08-01
 | Subject: Re: Games you liked that were blatently shit Mon Jun 01, 2009 8:57 pm | |
| Wii games that use the balance board. _________________ I am an genius PSN: A_Nonny_Moose  |
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Rockstar Forever I don't need a rank

Posts: 4804 Points: 1958 Joined: 2008-08-01 Age: 23 Location: The Left Side of Who Gives a Fuck
 | Subject: Re: Games you liked that were blatently shit Tue Jun 02, 2009 12:09 am | |
| Devil May Cry 2.  Seriously though, I'd have to go with Manhunt. Best $20 spent on a used game.  Not only do I get to vent my frustrations on stupid fags parading around like B-Horror movie dip-shits that you just KNOW are gonna die. I get to do it in the most awesome and gory ways that nearly no other game has done. The Punisher comes a very close second in terms of brutality, Followed also very closely by X-Men Origins: Wolverine. _________________ Lee Jackson/Denis Major - Grabbag (Duke Nukem 3D)

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Tobinator Custom sprite designer

Posts: 6097 Points: 3128 Joined: 2008-08-03 Age: 17 Location: good question...
 | Subject: Re: Games you liked that were blatently shit Tue Jun 02, 2009 2:32 am | |
| red ninja for the xbox, love this game. _________________ FOREVER FORNEVER  I'm Tobinator, by the way.  My MegaTen character: | Spoiler: | | |
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Baal God Power keeps my Pimp Hand strong!

Posts: 18549 Points: 6145 Joined: 2008-07-31 Age: 17
 | Subject: Re: Games you liked that were blatently shit Tue Jun 02, 2009 2:45 am | |
| Arcana Heart. The gameplay's not all that great, but I play it for the girls and random shipping. _________________  | Seto Kaiba wrote: | | Looks like the rules, just got screwed. |
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Tobinator Custom sprite designer

Posts: 6097 Points: 3128 Joined: 2008-08-03 Age: 17 Location: good question...
 | Subject: Re: Games you liked that were blatently shit Tue Jun 02, 2009 2:48 am | |
| | That's Mr. Kaneda to you! wrote: | Arcana Heart.
The gameplay's not all that great, but I play it for the girls and random shipping. | whats it about?_________________ FOREVER FORNEVER  I'm Tobinator, by the way.  My MegaTen character: | Spoiler: | | |
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Kimarous Black Paper Moon

Posts: 5049 Points: 2529 Joined: 2008-08-03 Age: 20 Location: Canada
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Tobinator Custom sprite designer

Posts: 6097 Points: 3128 Joined: 2008-08-03 Age: 17 Location: good question...
 | Subject: Re: Games you liked that were blatently shit Tue Jun 02, 2009 2:55 am | |
| | Kimarous wrote: | | Prinny-boy wrote: | | That's Mr. Kaneda to you! wrote: | Arcana Heart.
The gameplay's not all that great, but I play it for the girls and random shipping. |
whats it about? |
I don't really know... but it's a fighting game with an all-female cast. | so instant win?
although 'onechanbara samurai girls' (or whatever) was a bit of a miss..._________________ FOREVER FORNEVER  I'm Tobinator, by the way.  My MegaTen character: | Spoiler: | | |
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Baal God Power keeps my Pimp Hand strong!

Posts: 18549 Points: 6145 Joined: 2008-07-31 Age: 17
 | Subject: Re: Games you liked that were blatently shit Tue Jun 02, 2009 2:58 am | |
| The story? It's about some British Chick with Green Hair who wants to make the Main Character her love slave so she can become an Archangel. That's about it. _________________  | Seto Kaiba wrote: | | Looks like the rules, just got screwed. |
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Tobinator Custom sprite designer

Posts: 6097 Points: 3128 Joined: 2008-08-03 Age: 17 Location: good question...
 | Subject: Re: Games you liked that were blatently shit Tue Jun 02, 2009 5:36 pm | |
| | That's Mr. Kaneda to you! wrote: | The story? It's about some British Chick with Green Hair who wants to make the Main Character her love slave so she can become an Archangel.
That's about it. | like an bizarro-world bible black?_________________ FOREVER FORNEVER  I'm Tobinator, by the way.  My MegaTen character: | Spoiler: | | |
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Baal God Power keeps my Pimp Hand strong!

Posts: 18549 Points: 6145 Joined: 2008-07-31 Age: 17
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Tobinator Custom sprite designer

Posts: 6097 Points: 3128 Joined: 2008-08-03 Age: 17 Location: good question...
 | Subject: Re: Games you liked that were blatently shit Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:56 pm | |
| | That's Mr. Kaneda to you! wrote: | | Prinny-boy wrote: | | That's Mr. Kaneda to you! wrote: | The story? It's about some British Chick with Green Hair who wants to make the Main Character her love slave so she can become an Archangel.
That's about it. | like an bizarro-world bible black? |
Ehh, something like that. | interesting..._________________ FOREVER FORNEVER  I'm Tobinator, by the way.  My MegaTen character: | Spoiler: | | |
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Kaede Mafia operative

Posts: 2458 Points: 1655 Joined: 2008-08-30 Location: Hagi
 | Subject: Re: Games you liked that were blatently shit Tue Jun 02, 2009 8:22 pm | |
| None, really _________________ | Raditz wrote: | | A_Nonny_Moose wrote: | | Raditz wrote: | | Mewmaster wrote: | | I found MON's Photobucket account, so I still won on one part. |
Yeah but Sam is like 10,000 times better. |
Isn't MON 14 or something? |
Yeah but Sam is like 10,000 times better. |
| SimianWonder wrote: | | Fuck you both with your damnable cfw. |
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Superbuu3 Raziel

Posts: 20108 Points: 2814 Joined: 2008-07-31 Location: Nosgoth
 | Subject: Games you liked that were blatently shit Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:11 am | |
| well top of the list for me has to be one on the PSX i played this through on every difficulty and completed it and still played it again no idea why the game was shit there was just a lot going on i guess bleh i can't even find a vid was basically a guy who waked up with one arm the other is replaced with a fuck off gun and it basically powerd up the more pissed off he got _________________ Stop trying to save the world and get a hobby | Sarbud wrote: | I think none of that happened. I think you guys met like this: "Hey, I'm Superbuu." "Hiya" ... AND THUS A FRIENDSHIP WAS FORMED THAT WOULD LAST THE AGES |
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Rockstar Forever I don't need a rank

Posts: 4804 Points: 1958 Joined: 2008-08-01 Age: 23 Location: The Left Side of Who Gives a Fuck
 | Subject: Re: Games you liked that were blatently shit Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:39 am | |
| Any game I made in RPG Maker 3. >_> Seriously though, I think the worst I've ever played was some of the racing games that didn't have car damage in them. I like my cars to have marks and dents in my games.  _________________ Lee Jackson/Denis Major - Grabbag (Duke Nukem 3D)

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Superbuu3 Raziel

Posts: 20108 Points: 2814 Joined: 2008-07-31 Location: Nosgoth
 | Subject: Re: Games you liked that were blatently shit Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:49 am | |
| road rash >_> damn that was awful but for some readon the novelty of hitting ppl while racing seemed like a great idea _________________ Stop trying to save the world and get a hobby | Sarbud wrote: | I think none of that happened. I think you guys met like this: "Hey, I'm Superbuu." "Hiya" ... AND THUS A FRIENDSHIP WAS FORMED THAT WOULD LAST THE AGES |
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Rockstar Forever I don't need a rank

Posts: 4804 Points: 1958 Joined: 2008-08-01 Age: 23 Location: The Left Side of Who Gives a Fuck
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Superbuu3 Raziel

Posts: 20108 Points: 2814 Joined: 2008-07-31 Location: Nosgoth
 | Subject: Re: Games you liked that were blatently shit Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:55 am | |
| dude its shit compare it to even super hang on that is extremely old and the racing aspect of that was better then this literally the combat was the best thing about it and it was kinda funny having to run back to your bike and it exploding _________________ Stop trying to save the world and get a hobby | Sarbud wrote: | I think none of that happened. I think you guys met like this: "Hey, I'm Superbuu." "Hiya" ... AND THUS A FRIENDSHIP WAS FORMED THAT WOULD LAST THE AGES |
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Rockstar Forever I don't need a rank

Posts: 4804 Points: 1958 Joined: 2008-08-01 Age: 23 Location: The Left Side of Who Gives a Fuck
 | Subject: Re: Games you liked that were blatently shit Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:56 am | |
| Oh Shi- Misread the title.  I kinda liked this game on the 64 called "BIOFreaks". It's basically if Mortal Kombat allowed you to do fatalities from the get go and only had 8 playable characters plus two extra characters. One was just a "clone-whoever-you're-playing-as" kinda guy. And the last one (The Boss which they called "Mutilator" >_>) Was this giant of a robot that shoot homing rockets and lazers and everything cheap and cheesy. And you have to fight that bitch on a stage where there's only TWO platforms, And nothing else but an ocean full of Paranahs (sp?) _________________ Lee Jackson/Denis Major - Grabbag (Duke Nukem 3D)

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