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Radock — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 02:30:03 GMT

im smokin a jay on da roof wen da police show up nd im like "awww shit nigga it da popo" so i get da fuck outta dere while da popo followin me like bitches den i find dat hot girl on da street nd she take a wiff of my dick nd suck dat thing fo 30 minutes den da popo show up while da girl suckin my dick i run witout my pants from da popo den i find da gas station nd a take out mah 9 nd rob dat shit all ova da fuckin place dawg shoot da clerk nd steal da $$$ da ...

Wake Up Dead Discussion

Rockstar Forever — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 03:06:53 GMT

To avoid post in the story. I'd hate to delet posts and have people get all pissy about it. So, Any thoughts?

Heroes Uprising: Evolve!

Peter Petrelli — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 04:45:44 GMT

Plot: 2010 has come and the world is getting more chaotic every day America is dealing with various econmic problems and many race wars are starting due to Obama being president. A group of Scientists come together with the plan of making the world a uptopia by creating a drug that will allow certain people abilities that can be used to make the world a better place. They began their plan by kidnapping several people and injecting them with the drug and setting up ways to monitor them. The Drug ...

Mystical Orbs

justinlynch3 — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 20:25:28 GMT

Mystical Orbs. Chapter 1. The year, 8060. The human race is highly advanced with such creations as personal hover cars, extremely tall, yet somehow sturdy buildings, and all kinds of crazy creations. One thing the humans have come to be sure of is that nothing can happen to them... or so they think. Looking closely into one city, we zoom into a dojo type place where we see a man hitting a matter floor with some impact. Man: Ouch. Other man: Same time next week? Man: ...

Dragon Ball V

MEGATROOOOOOOOOON! — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 02:14:08 GMT

It...has...Begun!

http://captain-sora.deviantart.com/gallery/#Dragonball-V

announcement: I'm picking up my stories again...

Tobinator — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 11:16:57 GMT

starting with 'End of the World'.

im going to do a chapter for one and rotate to the next story--so as to prevent me from burning out as quickly though this means i'll be making four fics very slowly rather than just one and stopping.

Olympus

Tobinator — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 02:43:36 GMT

CHAPTER 1: The Game The party enters the hall(as in 'great hall') to find a massacre. Corpses litter the ground like refuse and the scent of blood is heavy in the air. Foster(the party's cleric) steps forward, voice heavy with regret, "It seems we were too late..." He ground his teeth. Suddenly, a noise to the left. The party tenses, only to see a young girl. *taps shoulder and whispers* i-is that me? *whispers* yes, now give me a minute to introduce you ...

Shrouds and Fangs

Tobinator — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:06:25 GMT

this is one of my old pojects that im considering picking up again... anyway, enjoy! Chapter 1: shrouds, fangs, and lances Our town's name has been forgotten for generations; mostly everyone just calls it Home. It's a fortified village surrounded halfway by thick woods to the north and halfway by plains to the south. We kind of sit on the borderline between them. And in this little fortified border town a boy is being punished for severe crimes. Me. "You have failed the ...

End of the World

Tobinator — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 18:43:28 GMT

im posting my post-apocolyptic fanfic from DBD for anyone who remembers it.

DICK RIPPER WRESTLING DEATH MATCH

Vergil — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 19:30:24 GMT

After a long day at work Adel is in the mood for some cheap 99 cent cake goods. He opens his fridge and sees that his cake goods are missing.

Adel: Hey man, where the fuck is my Debbie cakes?

Isaac: We never had Debbie cakes, bro. We haven't gone food shopping.

Adel: Oh, I see.

End.

Rockstar's WTF Fanfic. 2 ~ The Resurrection of Epic Randomness

Rockstar Forever — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 09:02:03 GMT

CHAPTER 1 - FROM OUT OF NOWHERE! Kimarous: Wow, It's been a long time since I've read the chapter title aloud. Raisin: Wait...Aren't we the only ones alive? That time before...We've lost everyone. Kimarous: Not everyone, I seem to recall a certain Doctor and his brother who survived the events. Perhaps they can tell us if we're truly alone in this story. Kima & Raisin walk to the familiar lair where two crazed individuals dwell and invent the most ungodly of contraptions. ...

Almost Half Awakening into Awareness

Vergil — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 20:27:08 GMT

Sos I was sleepin, it was like 2 in the morning..I walk to the bathroom and let my shit hang low. I piss all over the seat because I'm half asleep so my aim is shitty. Suddenly, I realize this isn't a toliet seat. It's my own ass. Vergil walks into my room and says in a rather eerie voice. "Ah, I see you have Awakened to Awareness." Jajaja, I see you what you did there. With the title of the story and shit..Such a card, such a card. But, something is wrong. I can't be ...

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (D4C)

Baal — Sun, 31 May 2009 02:26:17 GMT

Prologue In the Year AC 1 Baal�s World brought down God, In AC 51 years later Baal�s Universe brought down �The Gods.�And 24 Years later Baal and Ariel established the Dios� Brothers Detective Agency. Now in the year of AC , the Vampires have begun their revolt. Rising up in anger against the Devils for the death of their beloved leader, Dracula. Baal will be gathering his children so they can help him stop this war the vampires started. Devils vs. Vampires, this war will spark the ...

Rockstar's Junk Heap

Rockstar Forever — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 04:03:24 GMT

Because I need one. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ CPATAIN TOMORROW AND BOYSCOUT JIMMY CHAPPTER ONE ~ WHO KNOWS A woman screams for help, "HEEEEEEELLLLLLP!" Suddenly, A man dressed in a pink spandex outfit flies in and asks the lady, "What is it that troubles you so, Lady of Yesteryear?" The Lady points to a naked boy and screams again, "HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLPP!!!" The man in pink spandex laughs and says, "Don't worry, Miss. It's only ...

D4C Extras

Baal — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 15:18:05 GMT

Albums Bohemian Rhapsody Namesake: Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen, Info Inspiration: None Powers: Reality Control, can control any part of reality he so wishes. If a rock is in one place it can go to the other side of the world next if he wishes. If he wants to make a Black Hole out of nowhere, he can. If he wants to make copies of himself or other people, he can do that too. Appearance: Red Skin, Sharp Fangs, Black Claws, Purple eyes, Muscular Body, Short Black Hair, Wears Golden ...

The day with all the blood

Vergil — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 21:32:03 GMT

THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE ...

Sonada of de ocean, mon.

Baal — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 18:35:04 GMT

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Sonata of the Ocean.

Vergil — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:48:02 GMT

Wake-up half Dead

Vergil — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 16:46:00 GMT

*Tom walks into the local pub*

Tom: Can I get the usual?

Carl: Sure, Tom-- Hey, you look kinda pale.

Tom: Oh, I'm half dead.

Carl: That would explain the rotting stench..

Tom: Yerp.

yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Radock — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 21:21:39 GMT

i wrote a script for show i am pitching to nbc maybe it will be bfunny like office and 30 rock btw my name is bryan im 5 years old and sonic kikcs ass lol -THE NEW ORIGINAL ADVENTURES OF SONIC HEDGEHOG- OPENIGN - DAYTIME: SONC TAKING A SHIT SONIC: lol im taking a shit gota go fast LOL! FINDS PAPER ON GROUND. IT SAYS "lol im dr robtnik sonic is a stupid fagit im going to kill him with robots and shit hahahahahhhaha" SONIC: WTF i fukcing hate that fat ...

Wake Up Dead

Rockstar Forever — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 03:04:19 GMT

May 12, 2003 Wednesday, 5:37 PM A teenage boy wearing casual clothes walks down the sidewalks of the city square, Passing various shops and people while listening to his mp3 player. He comes to the end of the sidewalk and stops, Waiting for the light on the otherside to signal the temperary halt to the traffic of vehicles. The "Walk" Light turns on and he does so, Being accompinied by other people who wish to cross the road. He suddenly notices that they start running. He looks ...

best dark knight fanfic ever

Radock — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 21:41:38 GMT

The Joker felt the laugh bubbling in his throat and made no effort to suppress the giggle bursting from his scarred mouth as the SWAT officers approached him. They looked rather quaint from his upside down view. He supposed the three officers approaching him had lost whatever game trained officers such as them, played to decide who was the one to cut down the sociopath. This thought only increased his amusement, and at the same time increased the look of terror on the officer�s faces, which, ...

Super Main characters kills everything.

Vergil — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 18:07:05 GMT

The snow falls like hairy dick cum, as it twinkles down from the heavens. It's 06/12/09 and also my last day of school..Yeah, I know it shouldn't be snowing now but, I can write whatever the fuck I want, nigga. Anyway, I'm running late, I trip on my own cock. "Oh shit." I hear a giggle across the snowy school yard. "That's one big cock you got there." It's Jessica the french exchange student. "Thanks, just got it yesterday" I pick my cock up. "May I pet it? ...

Ripple Waves of Anger, Powerful limit reached by Ultimate God Power Justice King.

Vergil — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 03:17:35 GMT

Justice King:HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGH

Fin

Brother's lovely Haiku. It's Wonderful Spring Time in Hectic Place.

Vergil — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 23:51:22 GMT

Brother: I shall write a lovely Haiku, it shall haveded all my feelings of this world.

A strange girl admires him from the other side of the park.

Girl: Even though I know virtually nothing about this man I shall fall in love with him like every other anime chick.

3 Months later.

Ass Cancer.

Fierce Kong Pow Chicken of Hatred: I shall never come to eat you. Part 4

Vergil — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 23:56:55 GMT

Juan: Damn this fucking Kong Pow Chicken is fucking spicy. Too spicy to be edible. *Throws it in a trash can*

Demigenfuu: *Strange man lurks from the corner*... Farewell my beloved.

Sleight of Hand: design your 'Checkmate'

Tobinator — Mon, 04 May 2009 18:31:47 GMT

this is for anyone who has made a character in my fic to come up with any finisher moves that they'd like to appear in the fic, be they normal or ultimate attacks. the basic setup for describing the moves would be like this: Name: (the name of the attack, if it's part of a style then the style name would go first, for eample: 'hiten-mitsurugi style: earth dragon strike!') Weapon used: (the weapon used for that particular attack, if one is needed) Attack description: (how it is executed, ...

Eating 3 gallon Soup with Fork Only: Almost Impossible Mission battle of Death; Cry from the Heart true Warrior man fight.

Vergil — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 23:39:34 GMT

Rengoku: I see you have mastered how to eat soup with fork.

Soydipper: Yes, I find it to be better than choppy sticks.

Rengoku: I am of need of liquid refreshment.

Soydipper: PERHAPS YOU WOULD LIKE MY SAAAAUUUUCCCEEE!?

Rengoku: IT WILL NEVER REACH MY MOUTH FOOLISH PUPIL!

Dirty Deeds done fo' free.

Vergil — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 23:21:13 GMT

Prologue

Crackhead: I'll suck yo dick

Man: How much?

Crackhead: Fo' free nigga.

Cock the Cock Fanfiction

Radock — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 23:37:39 GMT

so Jwnd was walking then he saw a dick and had a huge fight with it until @((

Dragonball: Crisis

Radock — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 21:11:42 GMT

Yamcha took a HUGE FUCKING GULP from his DAD'S COCK, then set it down on the NIGGER beside him. He yawned lazily, and leaned back in his MOTHER'S PUSSY. Standing over him, RICHARD SIMMONS applied lotion to his bare, muscular PENIS. Seated on a second beach chair, in front of him, JESUS massaged his ASSHOLE. Yamcha was FAT AND MADE BABIES DIE FROM CANCER. The sun sparkled off the top of DAT ASS. Yamcha's personal NIGGA MACHINE. It was a large, luxurious JOHN MCCAIN; with a cool blue-marble ...

Interview with Chulance about fanfic characters...

Kimarous — Fri, 15 May 2009 21:20:17 GMT

Dark Wars Annihilation sign ups.

justinlynch3 — Wed, 13 May 2009 02:58:06 GMT

I believe Sly has the fanfic section made public view now, but if not, let me know and I'll copy the topic itself over here. http://slysundergroundterri.forumotion.com/dark-wars-annihilation-f67/annihilation-official-sign-up-topic-t1382.htm Here is the current list, you can submit any characters in this topic and I'll add you to the list. (I figure it'd be easier to keep track of 1 list instead of 2 or 3.)

Dark Wars: Billy Sings "Boherian Rhapsody"

Kimarous — Sun, 03 May 2009 06:32:53 GMT

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide No escape fror reality Open your eyes Look up to the skies and see I'r just a poor boy (Poor boy) I need no syrpathy Because I'r easy core, easy go Little high, little low Any way the wind blows Doesn't really ratter to re, to re Rara... just killed a ran Put a gun against his head Pulled ry trigger, now he's dead Rara, life has just begun But now I've gone and thrown it all away Rara, ooh Didn't ...

Andy Prosser: Wordsmith

A_Nonny_Moose — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 04:23:42 GMT

Quote:007: Live Forever or Die By Andy Prosser Dr. Majing raised the vile in the air. ""Hahaha!" he laugh. "My disease is made!" For years his scientist was devoloping a new bacteria in the space lab. One that can kill the world. "Hello this is Dr. Majing!" he said on the screen. "Send my ten billion dollars or I will pour this in the water!" "No! We will never give in to your demnads! James Bond will sotp you!" shouted ...

Mystical Orbs discussion.

justinlynch3 — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 20:35:14 GMT

The usual. Comment on the story here.

I've been thinking...

SimianWonder — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 20:41:38 GMT

...and I need a little feedback. I've recently discover just how much I enjoy writing fanfiction, yet on reflection the fruit of my efforts so far have been spin offs of other people's works; my work on the Draken Orb prequel, a couple of specials for DBD, and the as yet unposted Dragon Board spin off. That's not necessarily a bad thing, I know, but it does mean that I'm working with other people's property, rather than my own. I've got the itch to do some more, but I'm not sure how ...

Raditz does something dull and unintresting

Radock — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 00:43:19 GMT

Raditz has been banned

The legend of the Super Saiyan

Peter Petrelli — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 23:31:51 GMT

Chapter 1 The Beginning Many years ago way before the story of the legendary Z fighters Goku, Vegeta, Krillin, and many other powerful warriors. This happens hundreds of years before them a thousand years before them to be exact. This is the story of a powerful warrior with large amounts of potential possibly the strongest person ever to exist. Such power had never been seen back thing such ripe and destructive power, nothing in the universe had every experienced something so violent. This ...

Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann A New Adventure!

Peter Petrelli — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 21:02:15 GMT

Plot: The story of TTGL continues after the defeat of the Anti Spirals it seems the world will once again be a peaceful place. Everything seems peaceful until the Military begins to get stronger thanks to it's new leader who promises that he will protect the earth. In reality he is building an army of gunmen and grappearl's Than one day it happens the army of gun-men strikes and the new leader begins to take over the earth with his army of Gun-men. Now it's been a few years sense the original ...

totally original fanfic not based on some shitty anime

Radock — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 18:33:51 GMT

so this guy named leeloosh is being a shit

then this other guy comes along and is all like:

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

then the plot thickens

Into Unkown Waters (fanfic)

PoisonedAlchemistofLife — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 04:14:16 GMT

Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle Fanfic Its Yaoi ... Fai and Kurogane, two men who have a certain respect for one another, but what happens when it changes to something else entirely...only fate will tell when they test their theories...Into Unkown Waters. http://www.fanfiction.net/secure/story/story_preview.php?storyid=3865630&chapter=1

Might start a second (well I guess 3rd) fic.

justinlynch3 — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 23:40:30 GMT

Don't worry DW fans, I'm not giving up on that. Just that, I'm thinking of starting a new fic that I could work on, switching back and forth between the 2. The idea, I haven't planned it out quite yet, but it'll revolve around a rapest priest who holds kids against there will, and after he finished, kills them. The story would be about this one child that manages to escape before her death, and try's to reveal the priest for what he truly is. As for writing style, I may again go ...

I'm thinking of making a new fic, but i'll need everyone's help to keep it going...

Tobinator — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 09:10:47 GMT

i was thinking "what if a deck of cards were translated into people..." and this popped into my head: "There exists a prestigious academy where the graduating students are immediately accepted into society's highest positions--CEO's, world-class surgeons, famous artists, mob bosses, generals, dictators, saints, mass-murderers, super-maids/butlers (as often seen in anime and manga), and even a few samurai legends have come from this school. The problem is whether or not ...

Dark Wars commercial.

justinlynch3 — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 18:56:38 GMT

Dark Wars: Commercial We start off at mid day overlooking people in a large city walking through the streets, doing what they usually does. Narrator: There is the world you know. Then the view blackens out. Narrator: Then there is the world only few dare venture into. From the dark we then see sparks, as the view clears, it reveals that it is now night. The sparks are the result of a rain of bullets hitting the edge of a metal dumpster. Narrator: If you ...

sleight of hand character themes

Tobinator — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 00:16:41 GMT

post songs that were the inspiration for, or suit your characters well. so far mine are: Tobias: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua85bBWChvM&feature=channel_page Maria: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jltR5LOv7a0&feature=channel_page Victor: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-69ZkBeo7Oo&feature=channel_page Sierra: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-a8GJE9fLA&feature=channel_page Briar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZjQvX69eYw&feature=channel_page Altair: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjDnsoG62wA&feature=channel_page ...

Raditz's ass swells up: The Revenge of the DickBubbles

Radock — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 00:59:13 GMT

Supaman dat hoe - URRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*explodes on your face*

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh much better

Junie B. Jones Has Her Period

Radock — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 21:48:39 GMT

Junie - OWWWWWWWWWWW IT HURTS

The legend of the Super Saiyan Sign-Up's

Peter Petrelli — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 23:30:11 GMT

Plot :This will happen in the DBZ universe 1000 years before the events in DBZ. The story is about the history of the first super saiyan an elite Saiyan named Cabbon who is a proud Saiyan warrior who�s dad disappeared on a mission. He discovers his super Saiyan powers and now an epic journey begins as he must make choices that could affect the entire universe! Setting: This happens 1000 years before DBZ started so no Saiyan has achieved super-saiyan until Cabbon comes along. During this ...

A New World Foo

Vergil — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 06:04:25 GMT

Chinese guy: U WUN NEW WORRD FOO'?

Roseketa: THIS IS NUTS!!!