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Draken Orb CG - Draken Orb Gone Sci-Fi
Character Concepts

Cyberous: Kimarous... but a cyborg!
Z-4 (Zee-Four): Zypher... but an android!
B.A.A.L.: Bio-Angelic Alien Lifeform... Baal!
Horoscope: A psychic with a golden cyborg eye... Horus!

Rio Xi: Ryoshi, reimagined as an interstellar smuggler.
Ki Yan: Kiya, reimagined in the very same way.

Tobi "S": An "S" generation clone with replicative dysfunction... Tobias!
Agent Kari: The officer in charge of assisting/helping Tobi "S"

Aubrey Asteroid: Aubrey, reimagined as a space marine.
Trista Asteroid: Trista, reimagined the same way.

LKN: An ancient android bent on taking revenge... Lycaon!
Project Ra: A sinister AI based in Horoscope's eye... Ra!
Proto GAIA: A prototype General Artificial Intelligence Assassin... Pangaea!

Wishing Spheres ~ The Journey of Friendship!!! Presented by 4k!ds

Kevin (Kimarous), A Livng Ere---I mean, Perfectly Normal Person with a SPECIAL gift, Has traveled far and wide with his super amazing friends, Steven (Zypher), Roy (Ryoshi), Christy (Kiya), Brad The Shadow King (Baal), Terry (Tobi), Henry (Horus), Kerry (Kari), & Amy (Aubrey).

Together, They have searched for the Mystical Wishing Spheres! Seven little round objects that can grant the user Three Wishes!

"Yo! Listen up! Ready? Okay!

Here we are, The best of friends--(My God, NOOOOOO! I can't do it! DX)


(Scene of "Christy" taking a "nap")

Steven: Christy! Are you okay?

Christy: Yeah, Why do you ask?

Steven: You were hit pretty hard back there. I'm surprised to see you unharmed.

Christy: Don't worry, Steve. I'll just lay here and take a nap for a while. It's really beautiful here.

*Insert Scene of forest with a breeze waving the branches and leaves around a bit*

Steven: Okay, We'll just leave you here to rest. Come back and join us when you've fully rested.

Christy: Okay, I'll see you all later.

Keven: Alright, Then. ...oh wait, I almost forgot. What did you want to wish for? So that we can make the wish for you, In case you're late.

Christy: hmmm, I think...I think I'd wish for a new brother.

Roy: Hey, That's not funny.

Everyone laughs.

Steven: I think we'll just wish for you to be teleported to us. If you're not already with us.

Christy: Okay, That sounds good. I wouldn't want to miss the Magical Wishing Sphere Gaurdian.

*END* (Thank God, I was actually struggling to come up that shit. >.> I'm NOT that good with coming up with kid-friendly shit.)

Takedo (Kimarous)
Saori (Aubrey)

*Takedo takes off visor then looks at Soari*

Takedo: Aw man I died, the new system for "The World" is pretty tough. I think I'll stop playing for a while.
Saori: I'll get you when it's a good time, I'll tell Baal and the others as well when I see them again.

*The farmer wakes up, scanning around the misty, open sea of silver*

Farmer: "Ugh... where am I?"

*In the distance, the farmer sees what appears to be a table or stand of sorts, behind which stands a single individual*

Farmer: "I... guess I go over there, then."

*The farmer walks up to it, confirming that it is a wooden bazaar-style stand. The man behind the counter is dressed elaborately, his golden eyes twinking with mischeviousness*

Ra: "Good day! Good day! Welcome to Crrrrrrrazy Ra's Magic Emporeum! How can I help you?"

Farmer: "Magic... empor-"

Ra: "That's right, Mr... oh, I never got your name. Lycaon! I'll call you that. That's right, Mr. Lycaon! Crazy Ra's Magic Emporeum sells all kinds of spells, curses, blessings, curses, possessions, curses..."

Lycaon: "Why do you keep emphasi-"

Ra: "Right now, we're having a very special sale on reviving dead people! Two-for-one soul exchange!"

Lycaon: "One dead soul in exhange for two revived?"

Ra: "Ha ha ha! Funny man! No, two dead souls for one revived, of course!"

Lycaon: "Uh... that doesn't sound like a good de-"

Ra: "So what do you say, eh? Dead revivals are hard to come by!"

Lycaon: "...Fine."

*Lycaon turns around and kills four random people waiting in line behind him*

Lycaon: "Okay, here's your four dead souls. I'd like my wife and child revived."

Ra: "Okay! Thanks for the payment! Now let me just... *shuffles behind counter* Oh, I'm sorry! We're totally out of soul revivals right now... so here's a werewolf curse instead!"

*Lycaon turns into a werewolf*

Lycaon: "Wait! I didn't wa-!"

Ra: "No refunds!"

*Ra pulls a lever behind the counter, opening up a trap door beneath Lycaon, who falls down. Ra cranks the lever back and the trap door closes.*

Ra: "Alright, who's next? Our next special: nine kingships for the price of ten possesions!"

*Horus, having fully attracted Lycaon’s attention, sighs slightly and lowers his weapons*

Horus: “Lycaon… please. You can stop this right now. It doesn’t have to be this way.”

Lycaon: "Pray tell, what could you possibly-"

Horus: "A nice cuppa and a chocolate muffin?"

*Lycaon suddenly breaks into a broad grin, and he hops excitedly up and down on the spot, clapping his paws*

Lycaon: "Ooh, ooh, muffins? I haven't had muffins for ages! It'd make a nice break from the usual."

Horus: *looks slightly confused* "So, you accept?"

Lycaon: "Oh goodness yes, I want muffins dammit!"

*Ifrit and Blackness are floating through a void of streaking stars*

Ifrit: "Being dead sucks! We've been streaking through these stars for at least an hour now!"

Blackness: "Don't remind me..."

Ifrit: "By the way, Blackness... I was never sure of your motivation."

Blackness: "Huh? What do you mean?"

Ifrit: "Well, you killed Kiya and took her back to your realm, and then just waited for those kids to come and kill you."

Blackness: "What are you talking about? Wasn't that the plan? Kill a party member to antagonize Baal's buddies, wait in a hard-to-reach static location, and give you ample time to strike against the Devil King. It was YOUR plan."

Ifrit: "Yeah, but... why Kiya, of all people? And why did you have her all chained up like that afterwards?"

Blackness: "What? Can't a guy be a sadistic devil for no other reason that just being an asshole?"

Ifrit: "Not by my standards. Come on. What was the REAL reason you did those things?"

Blackness: *slumps over* "I... have really strong guro and bondage fetishes."

Ifrit: "Wow, what a perv."

Blackness: "Just be glad I'm straight! If you were a girl, I would SO have a hard-on for your demise!"

Ifrit: "SHUT IT!"

*awkward pause*

Blackness: "You know, what happens now? I mean, we basically lived in Hell. Were do we go when we die?"

Ifrit: "Maybe we reincarnate?"

Blackness: "Maybe, since our Hell is the devil dimension, there is a different 'true' afterlife for evil guys..."

Ifrit: "I just hope we don't drift forever in streaking stars!"

*Suddenly, the streaking stars end and the two fall out a dimensional hole, landing in a fountain of blood*

Goz: "Who are they?"

Mez: "Dunno. They just popped out of nowhere..."

Draken Orb ~ The Story Nobody Cares About
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Nero: Yay! My life's story, And no-one ever reads it!

Kido: That's because no-one cares about some hyped up Fire Demon.

Johnny: And I'm too awesome!

Kido: Shut up, You Kamina Wanna-be. Or should I say Dante Wanna-be.

Johnny: Say whatever you want, I'm too sexy for this story. *dies*

Kido: Finally, Something interesting!

Nero: Shut up, Meanie!

Kido: God, Nero, When are you going to grow out of puberty and be a man?

Nero: Asshole! *punches Kido with a flaming fist*

Kido: Oh My God! You Punched Me! MOMMY!!! *runs away crying*

Nero: -_- ...How did I get stuck in this story again?

~~TO BE CONTINUED........NEXT YEAR~~~

*DU-DU-DUN! DU-DUN! DUN!*

Lycaon: Dammit! It's that Mini-Gunman! Is this the fabled Draken Lagann I've heard about?

Aubrey: Kima is dead, He's gone! However, He's right there on my back, And here in my heart! He lives on as a part of me!

Lycaon: Wha-?!

Aubrey: If you're gonna dig, Dig to the heavens! No matter what's in my way, I won't stop. And once I've dug through, It means I'VE WON!

Lycaon: You've what? What are you talking about?

Aubrey: Just who the hell do you think I am!? I am Aubrey! I am not Kimarous! I AM ME! AUBREY THE DIGGER!!!!

*Draken Lagann drills into Lycaon's mech*

Lycaon: Ha! Spare me your worthless bantering! LYCAON PRESS!!!!

*numerous flashbacks of Kimarous play in Aubrey's mind*

Aubrey: Finishing Move!

*drill pop out of Draken Lagann*

Baal: No Way!

Kari: That move!

Aubrey: GIGA!!! DRILL!!!! BBRREEEEAAAAAAAAKKKKK!!!!!

*Draken Lagann drills through Lycaon's Mech, Lands on the deck, The giant shades reconnect with Draken Lagann and then Lycaon's Mech explodes repeatedly*

Baal: "Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!"

Ra: "It is not by my hand that I am once again given flesh."

Kimarous: *cough*Liar*cough*

Ra: "I was brought here by humans who wish to pay me tribute!"

Ryoshi: "Tribute? You steal men's souls and make them your slaves!"

Ra: "Perhaps the same could be said of all religions..."

Zypher: "Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!"

Ra: "What is a man? *smashes random chalice* A miserable little pile of secrets!"

Aubrey: "What about women?"

Ra: "A miserable BIG pile of secrets!"

Kari: "That's pretty sexist..."

Ra: "Enough talk! Have at you!"

A wild TOBIAS appeared!

Go! LYCAON!

What will LYCAON do?

LYCAON used BITE!

LYCAON's attack missed!

TOBIAS used FIRE PUNCH!

It's not very effective...

What will LYCAON do?

LYCAON used METAL CLAW!

LYCAON's attack missed!

TOBIAS used FIRE PUNCH!

It's not very effective...

LYCAON's TITANIC CURSE restored health!

A wild PANGAEA appears!

PANGAEA used SEVERED BOND!

PANGAEA become paralyzed!

TOBIAS become confused!

TOBIAS hurt itself in it's confusion!

What will LYCAON do?

LYCAON used TWISTED CURSE!

Gotcha! PANGAEA was caught!

Give a nickname to the caught PANGAEA?

PANGAEA used TWISTED CURSE!

Gotcha! TOBIAS was caught!

Give a nickname to the caught TOBIAS?

Awesome Orbs! *shing*

Hunter: ...Oh Gee Wiz, I hope a totally powerful protaganist doesn't come out of nowhere and own me.

Kimarous arrives and karate chops the hunters neck, killing him quickly.

Kimarous: Behold, I am awesome and mighty! Also, I have a rapier! Wanna see?

He pulls it out and cuts another hunter in half in the process.

Kimarous: Fool, That's why you don't stand in front of a man whipping out his sword.

Hunter3: Vampire! Eat sunlight! *shines a flash light at Kimarous*

Kimarous yawns.

Kimarous: oh, Wait a minute. This is the part where I slice your throat.

Hunter3: Ouch! Why in Fade's name would you do that?

Kimarous: For dramatic effect.

Hunter3: oh, That makes sense.

Kimarous cuts the hunter's throat.

Hunter4: Gah! W-W-Who are you?

Kimarous: My name...is Kimarous. Yours?

Hunter4: D-D-D-David....No wait, It's Daniel!

Hunter 4 is launched into the air and cast into a pit next to The Bridge of Death.

Kimarous: -_-

???: So, That's Kimarous? ....How interesting! Much like this Chicken Pot Pie! *gobbles it down* Om-Nom-Nom-Nom! mmmmm, That's goood. oohh, So good.

*PLAY AGAIN?*

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Horus is sitting at a desk, his first day at school, surrounded by people all pointing and staring at him. He ignores them all, lkost in thought.

A small piece of paper hits him on the back of the head, and still he does not move. Another pupil stands over him, his hands palm down on Horus' desk.

???? A: "Do you see reflections on the water?"

Horus looks up, slightly puzzled by such a cryptic question.

???? A: "More than darkness in the depths?"

His head cocked slightly to one side, Horus eyes this pupil curiously.

???? A: "See him surface and never a shadow?"

There's a funny feeling in Horus' head, like he knows these questions, but can't figure out why. The other pupil continues.

???? A: "On the wind I feel his breath!"

At that point, Horus remembers the question, and knows what to do;

Horus and ???? A: "Goldeneye, I found his weakness! Goldeneye, he'll do what I please!"

Zypher's face contorted as the thick white liquid poured it's way into Kiya's mouth. Her shut eyes burst open, syncronizing with an internal cough as the fluid already started to slide down her throat. Nevertheless, she swallowed every last drop. As the hard shaft slid out of her mouth, she licked her lips clean of the few drops that had slipped past her lips. As she smiled back at him, Zypher's face was still awkward.

"Kiya, who the hell drinks entire flasks of soy milk in one gulp?"

Kimarous: You have the strengh of many men, Sir Knight. I am Kimarous, King of The Britains. You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?

Knight: None shall pass...

Kimarous: You make me sad. So be it.

Both draw their swords.

Kimarous: I have no quarrel with you, Good Sir Knight. I command you, as King of The Britains, to stand aside!!

Knight: I move for no man.

The two start fighting until Kima cuts the Knight's arm off.

Kimarous: Now stand aside, Worthy Adversary.

Knight: 'Tis but a scratch.

Kimarous: A scratch? Your amrs off!

Knight: No it isn't.

Kimarous: Well, What's that then?!

Knight: It's a flesh wound! Come on, You pansy!

Kima cuts the other arm off.

Kimarous: Victory is mine!

Knight: Come on then! Have at you!!!

Kimarous: You are indeed brave, Sir Knight. But the fight is mine.

Knight: ohhh, Had enough, eh?

Kimarous: Look, You stupid bastard!!! You've got no arms left!!!

Knight: Chicken! CHICKEN!!!

Kimarous: Right!!

Kimarous then cuts the knights legs off.

Knight: Aaagh! ...Right! I'll do you for that!

Kimarous: What are you going to do? Bleed on me?

The Knight look at himself, Then at Kima.

Knight: Alright, We'll call it a draw.

Kimarous passes him to his distination.

Knight: oh, I see! Running away, eh? You yellow bastard!!! Come back here and take what's coming to ya!! I'll bite your legs off!!

KI-MA AND THE MASTERS OF THE DRAKENVERSE!

I am Kimarous, Prince of Transylvania and defender of the secrets of Castle Bloodworks. This is Zypher, my fearless friend. Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and said:

BY THE POWER OF BLOODWORKS! IIIIIII HAAAAAVE THE POWEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR!!!

Zypher became the mighty BattleVamp and I became... Ki-Ma, the most powerful man in the universe!

Only three others share this secret: our friends, the Devil King, Woman-At-Arms, and Horus. Together we defend Castle Bloodworks from the evil forces of Lycaon.

Kari: "At last I have found you, vampire!"

Aubrey: "So you have, it would seem..."

Kari: "Hmm? What a sec... *looks up* It's broad daylight."

Aubrey: "I don't burn, since I'm from a daywalker clan."

Kari: "But... then... shouldn't you be all sparkly and diamond-like?"

Aubrey: *sweat* "I beg your pardon?"

Kari: "That's what happened the last time I faced a daywalking vampire... one Edward of Clan Cullen, I think it was."

Aubrey: "Oh! Clan Cullen! That explains it. Yeah, they are a very rare breed. Thought they were all dead, actually."

Kari: "Let me guess... too easy for hunters to locate?"

Aubrey: "Primarily. They were also quote-on-quote 'vegetarians' who didn't feed on humans, instead using animal blood instead. Poor diet. Many starved to death."

Kari: "Tragic..."

Aubrey: "Not really. Least popular clan in existance. Good riddance to that pathetic lot."

Kari: "Who is the most popular clan?"

Aubrey: "Ah, now that is a more complicated discussion. Shall we discuss it over tea?"

Kari: "Depends. What kind of tea does a vampire prefer?"

Aubrey: "Earl Grey."

Kari: "Capital! Two lumps, please."

Once upon a time there were three little pigs and the time came for them to leave home and seek their fortunes.

Before they left, their mother told them, "Whatever you do, do it the best that you can because that's the way to get along in the world."

The first little pig built his house out of straw because it was the easiest thing to do.

The second little pig built his house out of sticks. This was a little bit stronger than a straw house.

The third little pig built his house out of bricks.

One night Lycaon, who dearly loved to eat fat little piggies, came along and saw the first little pig in his house of straw. He said "Let me in, Let me in, little pig or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down!"

"Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin," said the little pig.

Of course, Lycaon did blow the house in and ate the first little pig.

Lycaon then came to the house of sticks.

"Let me in, Let me in little pig or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in!"
"Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin," said the little pig. But Lycaon blew that house in too, and ate the second little pig.

The wolf then came to the house of bricks.

"Let me in, let me in," cried the wolf, "Or I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your house in!"

"Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin," said the pig.

Well, Lycaon huffed and puffed but he could not blow down that brick house. Lycaon thought about climbing down the chimney, but instead he simply shoulder barged the front door, knocking it down, and ate the pig.

The moral of the story? The big bad wolf of the original story was an idiot, and a house is only as secure as it's weakest entry point!

Horus suddenly sits up in bed, disturbed by the screeching coming from the distant room. He turns to Kimarous, who stands watch by the window.

Horus: "What are they?"

Kimarous turns his head towards Horus as another screech sounds.

Kimarous: "They were once men... great kings of men. Then Ra the Deceiver gave to them nine eyes of power. Blinded by their greed, they took them without question, one by one falling into darkness... and now they are slaves to his will. At all times, they feel the presence of the Lodestone... drawn to the power of the Orbs. They will never stop hunting you."

Pangaea: "As the executor of Kimarous's estate, I have been empowered to read Kimarous's last will and testament."

Horus: "Well, get on with it. The hot springs open soon."

Kiya: *sniff* "Oh poor dear Kima!" *baw*

Ryoshi: "There there, Kiya."

Zypher: "God, how predictably boring."

Aubrey: "I never worked for a kinder man."

Pangaea: "If we are all seated, I shall proceed with the reading."

Zypher: "I knew it."

Horus: "Heh heh heh..."

Pangaea: "I, Kimarous of Clan Sorel, being of sound mind and body..."

Horus: "That's a laugh." *chuckle*

Pangaea: "...Do hereby divide up my considerable estate as follows. To my overly emotional comrade Kiya..."

Kiya: "WAAAAAH!"

Ryoshi: "Kiya, sister, he's talking about us."

Kiya: "Oh."

Pangaea: "Who grubbed with her brother Ryoshi... grubbed for everything they could get from me and then cried crocodile tears when I needed sympathy..."

Kiya: "Wha?"

Pangaea: "To Kiya, I leave... a boot to the head!"

Kiya: "A what? *gets hit by boot* Ow!"

Ryoshi: "Kiya, sister, are you okay?"

Pangaea: "And another to her wimpy brother Ryoshi."

Ryoshi: *gets hit* "Ow!"

Kiya: "This is an outrage!"

Pangaea: "But still, you are my comrade. You have both admired my rapier and since I no longer need it..."

Kiya: "Oh, dear Kima, he's too kind!"

Pangaea: "I bequeath another boot to the head."

Kiya: “What? *gets hit* Ow!”

Pangaea: “And one more for the wimp!”

Ryoshi: *gets hit* “Ow!”

Pangaea: “Next, to the perverted Living Titan…”

Horus: “Hey, I don’t want no boot to the head!”

Pangaea: “To dear Horus who has never worked a day in his lecherous life…”

Horus: “I’m covering up my head!”

Pangaea: “I leave my erotic book collection and three flasks of my finest massage oils.”

Horus: “Really?”

Pangaea: “And a boot to the head!”

Horus: *gets hit* “Oh!”

Pangaea: “And another for Kiya and the wimp!”

*Kiya and Ryoshi are hit with boots yet again*

Pangaea: “Next, to the know-it-all ally Zypher…”

Zypher: “This is so predictable.”

Pangaea: “I leave a boot to the head.”

Zypher: *gets hit* “I knew it.”

Pangaea: “And another for Kiya and the wimp.”

*Kiya and Ryoshi are hit with boots yet again*

Pangaea: “Now to Miss Aubrey…”

Aubrey: “Oh… uh… I don’t want nothing…”

Pangaea: “Who took care of me these many, many days… who cared, made me laugh, brought me tea…”

Aubrey: “Oh, I didn’t mind…”

Pangaea: “To Miss Aubrey, I bequeath… a boot to the head!”

Aubrey: *gets hit* “OH!”

Pangaea: “And one for Kiya and the wimp!”

*Kiya and Ryoshi are hit with boots yet again*

Pangaea: “And so to Devil King Baal, I leave my entire vast… boot to the head!”

*Baal gets hit and produces an unearthly whine*

Pangaea: “And finally to Pangaea, who helped me on this will… I leave not a boot to the head, but a rabid Lycaon… to be placed in his trousers?! *painful whimpering and gasping* And I leave my entire estate of ten million gold to the people of Pluto so they can afford to move somewhere decent!” *catches breath*

Ryoshi: “Is that it?”

Zypher: “That’s it?”

Horus: “That’s disgraceful!”

Pangaea: “There’s one last thing for everyone…”

Horus: “…Cover your heads, everybody!”

Pangaea: “I leave everyone a lifetime supply of flavoured ice.”

Ryoshi: “Flavoured ice?”

Horus: “Flavoured ice?”

Zypher: “Flavoured ice? That’s all?”

Pangaea: “That’s all.”

Aubrey: “Well what flavour is it?”

Pangaea: “Boot to the head!”

*Everyone is assailed by boots*